I know, you need to park somewhere while you drink and fish across the highway, but do you see that cluster of mail boxes? See the three driveways? That’s your indication that this road is GASP!! inhabited. Sure, the road is short, and loops back to the highway at both ends, but these facts do not give you the right to park in the middle of the damn road. I guess I could drive around to the other end of the road to get to my house, but you’ll notice the other end is angled steeply uphill which makes that a dangerous right-hand turn from this direction, so I’d have to drive past and turn around in order to approach it safely. And why the hell should I? I don’t park in the middle of your fucking road, do I?
The next time I can’t get into the road because one of you stupid SOBs is parked smack in the middle, I’m calling the police to have your vehicle towed. Especially if you’re the guy in the silver pickup truck, who was there 3 days in a row, and driving away on the wrong side of the road when I got home the 4th day.
Some people don’t have a brain when it comes to parking. What’s even worse is when they throw their trash out after they’re done. I know you imbiciles don’t want trash in your minivan, WTF makes you think I want it in my yard?
I second you on that; I see people dumping their full ashtrays on parking lots occasionally (and I see lots of evidence of it); the whole outdoors isn’t your ashtray or your garbage can. Do people think the things they throw out of their car windows just magically vanish? Sheesh. [/car garbage hijack]
If I were you, I’d get a good strong hunting knife and slash the tosser’s tyres open. All four of 'em. Don’t just stab, either–make big gaping wounds at least four decimetres long.
Just look out for witnesses, though, and remember that I’ll deny it all if you’re caught.
God, I HATE people who dump trash out of their cars. I especially hate when mothers change their baby’s diaper and leave it on the parking lot.
I know what it’s like to live with inconsiderate asses who park wherever they damn well please too. I live near an elementary school. It’s directly across the road, and they have practically no parking lot. It wasn’t originally intended to house as many students as it does today, but they have no room to expand.
What makes it worse is that they’re trying to expand. It’s under construction right now - they’re extending each classroom about six feet, which means more cars, bulldozers, backhoes, etc. cluttering up the road.
It’s dusty. It’s dirty. It’s noisy (what kind of fucking nut runs a bulldozer at 11 PM?).
IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING.
The road is exactly between my parking space (and my dad’s as well) and the exit that parents pick up their kids at in the afternoon. Don’t plan on getting out of my driveway between the times of 2 PM and 3:30 PM, because it ain’t gonna happen.
Sometimes it’s even worse than that. Dad has a small fishing boat that he keeps on the trailer in the front yard (no where else to put it, really). Pulling out, you have to make a sharp left turn, avoiding both my truck on the right and the school building in front.
Try that while pulling a 20 foot trailer. Fucking mission impossible.
Last week, we visited Valley Forge National Park with two of our sons. We passed this car parked in the middle of a road leading to several houses. As we came back the ranger was writing a ticket. As we rounded the corner there was a guy in the middle of a stream fly fishing. I hope that he was the only one that got caught that day.
At night, we lock the doors to the dinig room, and only drive thru is open. We get a lot of cars coming through who order, and then park and eat. By the end of the night, the parking lot is disgusting with trash…I guess it’s too much to ask that they get out of their cars and walk the 3 feet to the trash can, rather than unloading their garbage right outside their car door…
