Well, if’n I wouldn’t get my ass kicked for it, Falcon, I’d SHOW you how much it counts 
Oh, well. What the hell. I’ll just take this opportunity to break my silence and enumerate a few of my crushes:
My unrequited passion for OpalCat is a matter of public record.
My disillusionment at Drain Bead’s state of romantic entanglement knows no bounds. (Damn you, Satan! Damn you to hell! Wait, that doesn’t sound right…)
My admiration and awe of Byzantine can not be expressed in mere words.
There are always other crushes, of course, but they tend to fade away over time, like the colors of a rose… These three, however, have formed the bedrock of my love interests over the months.
This thread is evil! I not loved 
::kicks at dirt and walks away sadly::
Hey, don’t complain! You guys weren’t tossed aside for sniff UncleBeer. Oh my poor, poor, Jophiel, how were you led astray so easily?
Anyway, there’s my boring one: Jophiel, of course. But since he’s gotta have that UncleBeer, I gotta have these two (if only in my deepest, darkest, kinkiest thoughts) 
Flyp - Cause he’s a great singer, loves PTerry and I want to steal his CD collection
Tengu - Who else is going to talk gaming with me for hours straight? And we’re not getting kicked off! We’re gonna take that damn island over!
Heheheheheh…with Gunblades, Summon Beasts and Wizard’s Staffs!
It’s mutual, babe, you rock!
::So hyped that he’s been mentioned that he can’t think of anyone else.::
I wasn’t going to name names in the “Unrequited Love” thread, and I’m sure as hell not going to do it here (I mean, the targets of my lust…err…love might actually read this)
I correspond with a handful of you off line. If I do with you, then I’ve got a crush on you.
Res Ipsa Loquitor
Eposia wrote:
Aww, shucks… {scuffing toe of shoe in dirt}
Esprix
I read her single webpage bio and ever since I’ve been infatuated with the kooky humor of Mega the Roo…
I’m in love with techchick68. Is she around?