Biggirl will be played by a re-animated Shirley Hemphill.
I don’t know, I’ve always pictured DtC being more of a Stellan Skarsgård lookalike.
I was picturing him as John Goodman in The Big Lebowski.
Calmer’n you are.
I’m thinking Una = Uma
The *Kill Bill * icy-cold asassain version of course. But with a hard hat and spreadsheet instead of a sword.
Wrong. All of you, wrong.
The roles of Cecil and Ed will both be played by Adam Sandler.
Nobody is awesome enough to be me. I’d better do it.
The role of phall0106 will be played by Jim Carey. In a dress. Or a skirt, I’m not picky.
Kunilou will be played by Mitch Pileggi.
Unless the popular misconception that Kunilou is actually a woman persists all the way to the casting decisions, in which case I’ll be played by Roseanne.
No, the roles of Cecil and Ed will both be played by Nicolas Cage.
Nope.
Queen Latifah.
I made the mistake of reanimating Shirley Hemphill once. Trust me: sometimes, dead is bettah.
To play me…?
The part of Gary “Wombat” Robson will be played by Liam Neeson. In a kilt.
Colibri will be played by a small, yet talented, violetears hummingbird.
Marley will be played by Eric Idle. Terry Jones will play the spammers. All of them.
Exapno Mapcase will be played by that dude who played the sorcerer in Conan the Barbarian. I’m not sure why. I just think it would be cool.
Uh, okay. :dubious:
Since Cary Grant isn’t available, his modern equivalent, George Clooney, will play C K Dexter Haven.
Lancia will be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, with hair/beard dyed brown.
silenus - A role of enormous variety and nuance, and played by an actor of such versatility, such talent…let me put it to you this way:
I play the part.
Gangster Octopus will be an animated Octopus voiced by Joe Pesci.
NM
I was going to go with Helen Mirren. 
Is it my fault the classy smart ones are at least a decade too old?
I’m a 41-year-old white male, so I think Jackee would be the right choice.