I’ll be played by Rick Moranis. I’ve been told I look like him, but not so macho.
I shall be played by Donny Osmond, after he’s really let himself go.
I will be played by Fabio!
But no matter who plays who, there must be a scene where Cecil faces off with a conference room full of squares in suits, and exclaims:
“You want to know the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” as he whips off a pair of sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath them.
I’m confused: would they be like Siamese twins, or Buffy’s Glory & Ben, or Batman’s Two-Face, or Total Recall’s George/Kuato?
The role of Ruby will be played by Halle Berry coz she’s hot hot hot. The fact that Ruby is really an overweight, middle-aged white woman will be temporarily overlooked.
Hmmm although I’ve been here long enough to recognize usernames, I haven’t really been able to form strong ideas of people’s personalities.
I think I’d cast NPH as myself and Martin Freeman or perhaps Ryan Cartwright as illuminatiprimus.
I’m flattered! Especially since you’ve actually seen me and know the truth.
“Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.” -John Keats
Ummm, excuse me, no. I am played by none other than Bruce Campbell, naturally.
Of course.
Thanks Herc.
Steophan will be played by Meat Loaf, at his mid eighties nadir.
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Pity. I already had Stresiand interested.
Wallace Shawn as Cecil
Steven Bauer for Bricker
Oliver Platt for Eutychus
Brian Blessed as Elendil’s Heir
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Exapno Mapcase will be played by that dude who played the sorcerer in Conan the Barbarian. I’m not sure why. I just think it would be cool.
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To quote Geoff Peterson, “The hell?” I don’t even know which version you’re referring to.
However, I would argue that to play me would be a job for Schwarzenegger as he appeared in the '82 movie. Or Andy Rooney.
I shall, of course, play Myself. Like Thing in The Addams Family.
Wait, I’m not the star? I’m not?
(“It’s the message boards that got small!”)
I shall write all the music, then. Philip Glass has nothing on me. Neither has Spike Jones.
And yours truly?
fluiddruid will be played by Lucy Lawless. American-accent Lucy Lawless, not Kiwi-accent Lucy Lawless. She can wear the leather if she wants to, I’m not picky.
Also, if Gary gets to have Liam Neeson as a kilt portraying him, I will be required to be on set. You know. For… uh, kilt compliance checks. Can’t have a kilt falling out of compliance.
Peter Sellers?
I think Jack Black would be an excellent The Grapist.
I’m sorry, but according to my records, Lucy Lawless is allowed to use whatever goddamn accent she feels like at any goddamn time, up to and including sounding like Miss goddamn Piggy if that is her wish, on account of being the goddamn Warrior Princess.