You take that back.
That goes double for you.
Doogie Howser.
I’ve already called in the Fruit Of The Loom grapes guy for that role.
The roles of Rick and Gary T will be played by Airport vintage George Kennedy and TOS vintage James Doohan. The casting director is arguing with the director over who plays who.
QTM is probably going to be played by DeForrest Kelly
And XT will play Johnny Depp, SDMB Pirate™…
-XT
the role of dogbutler will be played by Alton Brown.
No, the roles of Cecil and Ed will both be played by Frank Morgan.
Mosier will be played by Captain James T. Kirk.
We’ll have to recast the roll of William Shatner, due to the time constraints placed on Kirk. Maybe George W. Bush could pull it off?
Okay, you can check Liam. But when I’m on set, I have my own compliance checker (that’s me on the right, my compliance checker in the middle, and our son on the left).
I shall be played by an animated seal point Siamese cat. Or possibly Quistis Trepe.
I will be played by a goateed Jon Favreau, who will gain fifty pounds in the name of verisimilitude.
My voice, however, will be dubbed by Brad Garrett.
I’ll be a computer generated mashup of Kenneth Branagh and John Goodman.
Hockey Monkey will be played by an 80s Delta Burke.
I won’t be in the movie as a character, but it will be my eye that’s used for part of the 2001esque psychedelic montage that occurs near the end, after Cecil and Ed meet.
Little Nemo will be played by Monica Bellucci. In the nude.
It’s not an authentic representation but I think it’ll bring more to the movie.
Justin Bieber.
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Okay, you can check Liam. But when I’m on set, I have my own compliance checker (that’s me on the right, my compliance checker in the middle, and our son on the left).
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Warning! do not cross this mod. Instead of jack boots he carries a sword. :eek:
Maiira will be played by Ellen Page, just motherfuckin’ because.
Bit player but steady worker Hometownboy will be played by Percy Helton. Just to add a touch of surrealistic gravitas, his voice will be dubbed by Morgan Freeman.
Despite my tipping the scales at a mere 144 lbs, I shall be portrayed by the re-animated John Candy in a fat suit, who will deliver my lines with the supercilious grandeur of Ignatius J. Riley.
Or what the hell, the reanimated Orson Welles.