The role of Max Torque will be played by Abraham Benrubi. And if he is not available, by Daniel Craig. And if he is not available, by a block of parmesan cheese.
Clothahump: Rush Limbaugh
Der Trihs: Michael Moore
Man who masturbates like a mother fuck: Steve Buscemi
Blimp: Rick Moranis hanging from a wire in a fat suit
I don’t know who this Tom Green fellow is either, but if he is anything like Andy Dick, you’ll pay for this. And your little dog, too.
The character **Ellen Cherry **is a moderator. All moderators must wear jackboots. Sorry, but it’s canon.
Der Trihs is Alan Rickman.
Well, somebody has to be.
Aw, c’mon - you go for the cheap accordion joke? 
I see myself more as Bette Midler from her Ruthless People days - don’t cross me…
OK, I can’t pull that off either. How about the late great Selma Diamond? I’m taller than she was and not as skinny, but I can do a whiny voice with the best of them! Plus she reminds me of my Aunt Jean, so there may be a genetic predisposition.
And Don Rickles as BMalion!
BottledBlondJeanie will of course be played by Barbara Eden as she appeard in 1965 who will of course wear the costume from I deam of Jeannie.
zoid will be played by Kevin Costner, however all of his scenes will be left on the cutting room floor.
The man’s gotta sleep sometime.
He said he’d love to, but he’s extremely busy managing Weird Al’s career.
Elucidator played by Ed Asner
Shodan played by Larry the Cable Guy
Skald’s Human form will be portrayed by Andy Serkis via motion capture
Der Trihs portrayed by Zachary Quinto
I was going to say Queen Latifah should play me, but she’d need an awful lot of make up - so Kathy Najima or Rikki Lake better put back all the weight they’ve lost if one of them wants the role.
Reporter: So, I hear Silent Bob is going to play you in the movie.
Corner Case: {raise eyebrow}{blink}{shrug}{wobble head}{spread hands}
:smack:
Lil Ed to be played by Kevin Costner
Unca Cecil to be played by William Hurt
Tomndebb to be played by Dane Cook
Una to be played by Demi Moore
I’ve sat across from both Biggirl and Queen Latifah.
Biggirl nailed it. 
Cartooniverse would be played by his doppelganger.
TubaDiva would be played by Linda Ellerbee.
Ed Zotti would, of course, be played by Ed Zotti.
Slug Signorino would be played by a feckless illustrator.
Beer goggles, I bet.
I would like to have Kathy Baker play me. I’ve been told we look similar.
I hope you said this as you were putting on sunglasses and in the distance someone yelled, “Yeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh.”
I’d be played by Sara Rue back before she lost all that weight. The resemblance between us is pretty darn close, actually.
