I hear Kevin Spacey’s Lex Luthor.
That was awesome (not to mention good casting).
My part will be played by Gossamer.
The role of kaylasdad99 will be played by Christopher Walken (phoning in his Hairspray persona).
I’d like to be played by Christina Hendricks.
My Beloved saw the thread and says that I should be played by Mark Harmon.
Wait a minute: Zotti is Italian, right? Gotta be Joe Pesci. If I was to get a bit part, I think it should be subtly played by The Swedish Chef. Bork!
Since OpalCat beat me to Mythbuster’s Kari, I’m claiming Karen Gillan to play me. We’re both redheads, it’s close enough! 
Jeff Bridges will do fine as me.
We’d been negotiating with a 1983 Harrison Ford to play me. Unfortunately, he was not intested. A 1949 Peter Lorre has been cast instead.
That could work…or the techno-geek chick from Warehouse 13.
I of course, shall be played by either Gary Cole or Jonathan Frakes (I have more resemblance to JF).
CAn I be George Clooney?
You remind me more of Adele, actually. How’s your singing voice?
I was gonna say the same thing but don’t know how she feels about Adele (personally, I think she’s lovely).
Kathy Griffin to play Shot From Guns.
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George Clooney tip your head to the side squint roll you shoulders slightly screw everyone with a pulse take good care of the kids leave E.R. just like Maclain Stevenson left MAS*H George Clooney, or George Clooney writer director actor?
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Adele is beautiful! Very good choice!
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I will be, as a default, played by Renee Zellweger, but she’s gonna have to put on some weight.
However, if Elizaberth-Taylor-in-her-prime is free, that would be jes’ fine. Regardless of the fact that we look nothing alike.
After considerable entreaties, I have decided to allow myself to be portrayed by Rob Zombie.
What would really immortalize the Dope for all time is if we could commission a special extended-length Jack Chick tract featuring Doper characters. I’d love to see what Jack could do with Diogenes and Der Trihs.