I shall be Played by Tom Waits, digitally restored to look younger.
I will be portrayed by Mel Gibson, of course.
Really? Him?: http://www.wildliferocks.me/images/brian%20blessed/brian_blessed_001_110906.jpg
No, him! (A much closer resemblance, although unlike me these days, MacLachlan is beardless): http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-05-10-whcadmclachlan.jpg
I pegged Elendil’s Heir more as the Gary Cooper type.
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What would really immortalize the Dope for all time is if we could commission a special extended-length Jack Chick tract featuring Doper characters. I’d love to see what Jack could do with Diogenes and Der Trihs.
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Dio would definitely be the devil, and Der probably would be either one of those evil guys trying to subvert the young or perhaps a demon of some type…complete with pitchfork and horns! 
I think it would be awesome if someone commissioned Chick to do a full layout of the SDMB as some sort of evil den of iniquity and sin…
-XT
That would’ve been before you met me, presumably…
Nope.
Really? I never thought of myself as the Gary Cooper type. Huh. Well, then… thanks!
Dibs I Rachel Weisz, in a reprise of her Mummy role. “I am…a LIBRARIAN!”
Wow…she and I look so much alike that it is almost scary!
I’ve never heard of Adele. Unfortunately my singing voice is not good. At all. The government actually* called me and asked me to sing at Guantanamo instead of all that waterboarding stuff but I wasn’t willing to relocate.
*By “actually” I mean that never happened. It probably should have, though!
Don’t worry, I’m sure the producers would be happy to squeeze in a solo for Ms. Adele as pbbth and convince even people who knew you otherwise.
monstro shall be played by…Snoop from “The Wire”.
Yeah, I got nothing.
If I wouldn’t be allowed to play myself I’d want Sigourney Weaver to do it. She’s a little older than me, but that’s ok, I think she can handle it, lol.
Dibs on Irene Ryan.
So was Conan.
Rachel is prettier than Weird Al, but OTOH Al and I do have very similar hair. Nah, I’m gonna stick with Rachel.
I expect I’d be played by an uncredited extra lured right off the street with the promise of a six-pack of Lone Star and a coupon for a free hot dog.
As do we.
I will be played by Christopher Lloyd channeling Doc. Brown, just after the model car catches the oily rags on fire.
Zeldar has been mistaken for historian Shelby Foote. Would that we could bring that Southern gentleman back to play the role! We would have to make him look a little younger by about twenty years.
I will be played by Michael Shanks, in full SG-1 geek mode. Unfortunately, my scenes will be directed by Ingmar Bergman.