Strange Restroom Behavior

Inspired by this thread - I’d like to share a story from work. It’s mostly a coworker’s story.

So, my buddy/coworker, who happens to be the VP of Energy Trading, goes into the restroom right outside of our trading floor. There are 5 urinals in there, 3 against 1 wall and 2 against another; but still adjacent as they kind of wrap around the corner of the wall.

He goes to one of the urinals in the bank of two. No one else is in the bathroom when he goes in, but just as he starts to pee, another guy comes in, walks up to the urinal right beside him (ignoring the other two) and proceeds to rip a massive, massive fart. My buddy is like wtf? But he never even looks at the guy and just finishes, washes up and leaves.

Pretty god damn weird in my book.

About a week later, I go into that same bathroom, and go to the same wall with the 2 urinals and someone comes in and pulls right up next to me. And now I all I can think of is my buddy’s story and I can barely stop myself from breaking into laughter.

So, super weird that the guy used the urinal next to me when there was no one else in there, but if had started laughing out loud, I’m pretty sure he would have thought I was a complete freak.

Anyway, anyone else got some bathroom humor?

Perhaps the folks in this thread.

Ah, the age old question - to be humble or pointless.