Strangely appropriate names

[Duke]

Last week on the radio there was a report on the swine fever epidemic in East Anglia. After a brief introduction, the announcer turned over to “our environment correspondent, Robert Piggott.”

That got me thinking about other people with strangely appropriate names. For example: our shop teacher in high school, Mr. Tule (yep, pronounced as you’d expect).

Any more out there?

[wolfman]

I still love the genetics and cloning expert Dick Seed.
The main spokesman for the Geological service, meaning he always came on and talked about the earthquakes, was Waverly(?) Persons or something really cool like that.

[Chronos]

I had a high school history teacher named Mz. Heil. It fit pretty closely, except she was more evil.