So I am now into my 5th hour of dog-sitting for my sister in Naperville while she and my other sister go camping in Wisconson for the weekend. Yah! great fun, not only am I stuck out in the burbs’, I can’t even leave the house for more than a few hours because of the dog. But it’s not all bad. I get some time to myself and catch up on posting and see some movies I’ve been meaning to.
Thus far the only real downside is I can’t find the bottle of rum that is currently eluding me in the kitchen. besides the rum there are only 2 bottles of beer in the house. Stupid me for not being 21 yet.
Oh well so far it’s been alright. I got a pizza going in the oven, Television on the stereo and now I’m just waiting for Conan to come on.
Lot’s of sirens tonight. I guess something exciting is happening near by. When I was just out with the dog I saw some graffitti that one of the local hooligans sprayed on the wall of a garage(probably one of the stoner kids I accidently threw rocks at last easter), Now I’m wishing that I would of brought my own spray paint. I could show these kids a thing or two. Maybe I’ll go find one tommarow and use some of his paint.
Well thats about it from me for now. Feel free to post something entertaining.
Please for the love of god I am so bored. Won’t someone talk to me. I have yahoo messenger if anyone is up for some conversation this weekend. Other than that The Great Rum Hunt will continue until I find my quarry.
Someone’s gotta say it…“Why is the rum gone?!”
Congratulations for being the first person to make me crack up today. You have my most humble thanks.
It’s right next to the yo ho ho.
Hm. I don’t imagine that a bottle of rum will make staying in Naperville too much more bearable, so it’s probably best to get over it.
From someone who spent too much time on the Riverwalk when he was younger.
They don’t call it Naperthrill for nothing!
As for what to do … ummm … I don’t know …maybe get some ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery? That’ll kill at least 10 minutes.
Break into the carillon and play Smoke On The Water on the bass bells till the cops surround the tower. …No, wait, that’s too much fun. Better keep looking for the rum.
Well I have returned safely to Michigan and for once I am glad to be back. Eventually my sister came back and I made her show me the rum which was hidden inside a large bowl in the back of a cabinet. An almost full 5th of Bacardi Silver had eluded me for 2 boring boring days.
Well not completly boring, I did go out for dinner with my dad on Saturday night. But other than that nothing really I happened. Naperville kind of sucks. I almost went for a walk swigging a bottle of wine just to see how fast I could get arrested. Then it occured to me that I had no means of bail and that it was a really bad idea.
Thats about it. I’m about to go to bed and continue the great job hunt tommarow.
Your sisters went camping. Obviously they took the rum with them.
Rum? I’ve got it. Four bottles worth.
Appleton Estate.
Guavaberry.
Pineapple Doudou.
Coconut Doudou.
And you can’t have any. 