stupid beard trimmer

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My beard was getting a bit scraggly, so I used an electric trimmer with a variable height shoe on it. Halfway up my cheek, I guess I pressed too hard or something, but the shoe gave way and I mowed a strip right down to the skin. DAMN.

I tried to save it by turning it into one of those half-assed close trimmed GQ-type jobs, but it just didn’t work.

So, I’m clean shaven now, which does take a few years off, but I certainly notice the cold now.

2

Get the Norelco T-6000. It’s got an adjustable setting, but no matter how hard you push on it, the setting won’t change. I love mine.

3

From the “Sounds like a sitcom but it’s actually true” dept…

My wife used to work in a salon, and the guard came off the clipper she was using on some poor guy. Hilarity ensued…