Banana Split Topping Lands Man In Jail
You just don’t find them much dumber than that! 
Heck yeah. I mean, you could break a tooth!
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Banana Split Topping Lands Man In Jail
You just don’t find them much dumber than that!
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Gee, I don’t know. In a small upstate NY town in which I lived years ago, a guy pulled up the bank’s drive-in window, pushed the buzzer, pulled out a gun, and told the teller to put some money in the tray.
The teller just ducked down and rang the alarm. The guy then fired a shot at the bullet-proof glass window. It bounced off, shattered his windshield. He burned out of there, and was stopped in a couple of blocks by the town’s only cop, as he was the only one riving a car without a windshield.
Oh great… now I’ve got
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more…
'course, not only is that going through my head now, it’s the punk version. (Who sang that, btw?)
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(Who sang that, btw?)
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Are you talking about the Liz Phair cover from Saturday Morning’s Greatest Hits?
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it’s the punk version. (Who sang that, btw?)
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The Dickies.
I like Liz Phair’s version as well.
More amusing criminals for your entertainment: Bozo Criminal of the Day. The archives have almost 10 years’ worth of stupidity.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I’d rather deal with stupid criminals than smart ones. 
My father was a cop for 30 years. His take: “Of course criminals are stupid. If they had any damn brains, they’d be able to make an honest living.”