celestina, how YOU doin’? 
Strainger, Francesca, Qapgop the Mercotan, Fenris, Spiritus Mundi, Miller (only he’d promise to flirt in pun-filled Haiku), ricepad, magdalene, jarbaby, Hamadryad.
That’s the short list. I’m sure I’ll hit reply and cringe over multiple obvious omissions.
Celestia got my first choice, and she wasn’t even trying! Awww, Airman… you got room for both of us?
Well, if I can’t have him… then… mmmm. Cartooniverse. And Scylla. Coldfire. Heck, I’d probably flirt with any of the European Dopers, just for the accent.
And Jarbaby. 'Cause she’s a hottie. 
-BK
Actually, I’ve wanted to flirt with even sven since she stuck her nose in a PIT thread I started and got it bit off in a spinoff PIT thread of her own.
I have no idea why I feel this way. I also have no intention of acting on it. There you have it, folks. I’m not MPSIMS enough for true flirting. Get me on AIM, however…
OH, THE PAIN!
I think it would only be worse if both celestina and you were male!
FarmerOak, herein lies the problem.
You aren’t on ICQ my main flirting medium until I get back to school!
sighs again
Hey Turbo Dog…you’d probably have more luck with that flirting thing if you were allowed to be at the keyboard more often.
And yo…no one has to say my stupid name, this is a place for honesty, fer cryin’ out loud.
Aw, c’mon Hamy, I’m always honest. Most of the time.
And as far as bobkitty goes, hey, the more the merrier, right? 
Oh dear. bobkitty, you know I wasn’t trying to move in on your turf. [giggle] I’m quite surprised and pleased that he’s volunteered his services, but since he’s your first choice, I’m willing to share Airman if he thinks he can handle two women.
Airman Doors, USAF said:
“celestina, how YOU doin’?”
Well, sweetie, I’m doin’ just fine now that you want to flirt with me. How are you doin’?
Manservant Hecubus.
I COULD use a really good back rub, now that you mention it…
Well, Sugar, I’ll rub your back if you’ll rub mine.
That Monster104 guy seems pretty fun to flirt with…
Of course not, you bossy ol’ bitch, but of course you make my list because (a) you say things I’m often thinking and (b) when/if I have my first hot lesbo experience, I hope it’s gonna be Hama-time
Absolutely. Anything else you need rubbed? I’ll be gentle…
Ooh, I LOVE gentle men!
Baby, I’m a high maintenance woman. Why don’t you just rub me all over? When you hit that spot, I’ll tell you where to stop for more individualized attention.
Pish and tosh, dear. I’m on PIM (FarmerOak) and my email link below will give you my address on MSN.
Oooooooh… schooool… a CO-ED! Hubba Hubba.
:: following Monster104s lead ::
Wow. That Tripler. What a hunk, mmmm hmmmm!
Tripler
Wow. Whadda hottie!
Heh heh … she don’t know me too well, do she?
::Ender looks up from his computer::
Wha? Whazat?
::scans around the room::
I think I hear something.
::tilts head towards sound::
Yes, yes, I definitely hear something now.
::Turns on his homemade sonic ampliphiers::
It’s coming from the East…no…East-Southeast.
::turns knob up to 11::
My God! It appears to be uncontrolable laughter eminating from somewhere within the city of Richmond, Virginia.