Er, oops. Sorry.
Dear Cecil,
How do I use the Internet?
Yeah, there are. The one I can think of off hand that you’d know of is the MaccyD’s on Madingley Road - just past the footpath that leads from Madingley Road to the CMS.
There’s a fair few here in Birminghell as well. 
Dear Cecil,
What are those funny little sparkles on the fork in the microwave?
OK, thanks.
As it happens, I have been past there, but only because my ex-girlfriend lived at Churchill. I never noticed the drive-through, but then, I wouldn’t, being me
Dear Cecil.
When I look in a mirror, I appear back to front – left becomes right and right becomes left.
I’m also facing the opposite direction. If I am looking north, my reflection is looking south.
Why do I not appear upside down as well?
Why do clocks at reception in posh hotels have to tell me the time in New York and Tokyo? Are they just trying to re-assure me of their poshness?
Dear Cecil.
How much postage do they need to put on those Russian mail-order brides? And do you get a significant discount if you order a skinny one?
Dear Cecil
Where did the phrase where did the phrase come from come from?
Dear Cecil,
I am toying with the idea of getting involved in land war in Asia. How should I go about this, and how good of an idea is it?
Dear Cecil,
Where did the phrase “Where did the phrase ‘Where did the phrase come from?’ come from?” come from?
Dear Cecil,
If a white bear knocks on the door of a house at the north pole and then walks north, does it echo?
Dear Cecil,
Now that you have read this, can you tell me why you bothered?
Dear Cecil,
Do all these threads make me look fat?
That was awful. That was truly, truly awful. And also terribly HILARIOUS!!! Arrrrrr!! I mean that in a nice way … 
:: Looks around for something to throw ::
Only slightly more puzzling is “Should I go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?”
Ok, I have to admit to being whooshed here. Splain please.
[sub]KidCharlemagne, a bear at the north pole can’t walk north[/sub]
Dear Cecil
Boxers or briefs?
And, of course, the tie in with the classic “Does a duck’s quack echo?” …
PS – “Kid Charlemagne” is one of my favorite Steely Dan songs of all time! Well, that and “Hey, Nineteen”. And “Ricki Don’t Lose That Number”. And “Haitian Divorce”. And …
Dear Cecil.
One of my legs is twice as long as half the length of the other. Is this normal?