I started to post this in Elections, but the Mods have gotten very picky lately and it belongs here anyway. Foreginers lean at least 98-2 toward the Demtard side, AFAICT, which rather proves they’re stupid liberals.
Yes I see that Australia had a general election on September 7, 2013 with the campaign beginning August 5, barely 13 months earlier. But have you ever compared the size of itsy bitsy countries like Australia and Britain with a major U.S. state like Florida? There’s no way the U.S. could pack a complete Presidential campaign into a mere 13 months. Especially with all the issues we need to take a deep look at.
And I see that Australia swore in its 2013 PM just eleven days after the September 7 election. In 2000, with the clock to Inauguration clicking down and barely 70 days left until I-Day, the U.S. had a Seldon’s Crisis and needed the 9 wise men to settle the election rather than forcing the Biggest Vote Recount in History to take place, a veritable Manhattan Project with myriads of legal deadlines and entire regiments of judges and lawyers drafted to issue injunctions.
You foreigners need to remember that the U.S. is single-handedly propping up the world economy, serving as policeman for the world and retaining our MAD deterrent to keep the rogues in line. With as large a military as the rest of the world combined we stand ready to bitch-slap any hostile dictator as quickly as our cops take out sassy hos, teenage thugs, and other undesireables. Our President is not just another tin-pot PM, but the* Leader of the Free World,* the* Man with the Football* who could destroy all of you in the blink of an eye.
It is with exhilirating pride that we behold such fine choices as Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Ted Cruz to serve as the Vicar of Christ in the New World.
Disclaimer: The above post is pure parody, though not so dissimilar from opinions on American boards and blogs. Like the Bruce Willis character in Sixth Sense, American residents are too close to the problem and [spoiler alert] don’t see the abject futility.