Stupid Republican idea of the day

When are we going to have the playoffs for Stupidest Republican Idea in the thread? I think we’ll need at least 64 nominations; maybe do one-on-one appraisals, like the NCAA Basketball championship.

We should have a separate category for stupidest idea by a Republican Doper. (Dopers won’t have a chance for Stupidest if they compete with the likes of Trump and Palin.)

I’ll nominate the following recent post. I couldn’t figure out how to describe Khendrask attempt at cerebration that would conform with non-Pit rules.

I’m not sure even Clothahump or Shodan is this stupid.