Stupid Republican idea of the day

SRIotD - June 22, 2011 edition?

Well, according to things I’ve been reading elsewhere on this board, Hillary ordering a burrito apparently can be interpreted as ‘demographic warfare’.

The Republicans are arguing with each other over whether it’s appropriate to rise up in armed rebellion against the government.

You’d think someone who expects to win the election wouldn’t be encouraging armed rebellion…

Miss Lindsey a moderate, who woulda thunk it?

These are the same people who, when Bush was in office, said that everyone who dared question the president was a traitor to America. I think you’re looking in the wrong place for consistency and logic.

I have to admit that “We tried that once in South Carolina…I wouldn’t go down that road again” is a clever use of understatement.

They also promoted the principle of the “unitary executive,” where the President could use any of the administration’s departments to act unilaterally without need for Congressional approval.

Of course, now that the shoe’s on the other foot, this is a dangerous breach of the constitution.

Interesting bunch of psychopaths. Too bad they’re using their power to harm the nation.

As much as I dislike Lindsey Graham, this is a solid joke.

So, if SCOTUS finds in favor of a right to marriage, Maggie Gallagher will drop dead?

I didn’t think I could get any more enthusiastic about marriage rights until I read that!

Where did you learn to be such a horrible, vicious, and mean-spirited person? And can I send all my friends there to learn how?

Donald Trump: “If Hillary can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?”

So, he’s basically admitting that a Trump presidency would fuck us all?

Mike Huckabee: “If you’re a Christian, don’t join the military till Obama is out of office, because he’s fostering a hostile work environment for Christians in the military.”

BTW, the Huckster will be announcing his candidacy for President this evening (on Fox “news”, of course).

Fox “news” commentator is worried that Obama is going to start paying slave reparations next year.

Wait … what? If Hillary is elected we have to have sex with her? :eek:

No. With Donald Trump.

I have never felt better about my decision to go Green!

Just look away from the hair, lest you think you are doing it with Randy Paul.

That would be just as easy as not slowing down to gawk at the horrific traffic accident over on the shoulder…