Stupid Republican idea of the day

[ul][li]The US Army is not plotting a takeover[/li][li]Governor Abbott went too far in deploying the State Guard[/li]And a third thing … umm … give me a minute …[/ul]

Texas again… chlamydia outbreak in high school that teaches preaches abstinence.

It’s sad that the adults know less about sex than the kids. :smack:

:confused: . . . A high school suffers an outbreak of a Tattooed Lady?!

Nebraska woman files lawsuit against ALL homosexuals.

I am so hoping the judge subpoenas God and Jesus.

Lindsey Graham is setting the tone of his presidential campaign:

Oh, there’s a new epithet about the President:

Just thought you’d want to know.

In the news now: Rick Perry to Texas: Stop Being Insane

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/06/perry-to-texas-stop-being-insane.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thedailybeast%2Farticles+(The+Daily+Beast+-+Latest+Articles)

Rick Perry – RICK PERRY – is the Voice of Reason in Texas right now. The mind boggles.

[Quote=Lindsey Graham]
“Everything that starts with ‘Al’ in the Middle East is bad news,” said U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham, a Republican from South Carolina at an AIPAC dinner in Boston on Monday. “Al-Qaida, Al-Nusra, Al-Qaida in the Arab Peninsula,” said the senator, who may be running for president.
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Everything that starts with ‘The’ in North America is bad news. The Ohio State University, The Bad News Bears (see? It’s right there in the name!!!), The Upper Peninsula of Michigan…

She’s claiming to be their “ambassador”, which seems a little presumptuous.

I am imagining the level of facepalming Judge Gerrard engaged in while reading this. It must have been continuous and epic.

If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me . . .

What absolute rubbish. Everybody knows that Muslims are circumcised.

:rolleyes:

…Al-Abama, Al-Aska, Al-Gebra, Al-Imony, Al-Gore, Al-Lapeanutbuttersandwiches…

Al-cohol
Al-ligators
Al-gorithms
Al-pacas
Al-timeters
Al-ly McBeal
And Al-Jazeera frequently is literally Bad News.

And Al Franken is usually bad news for Republicans, whether he’s travelling or not.

In fairness, Graham also said an uncharacteristically reasonable thing the other day:

Yes, he can be reasonable at times, when he thinks it’s safe - although he thought he had to be cautious aboutopposing armed insurrection and a new Civil War:

So there’s that.

And, about gay marriage, he seems to be hoping it will be safe to come out some day, but that day is not this day.

Well, what about those Commies who just yesterday staged a coup in al Berta? Those fiends have at least two roads across the border that are wholly unguarded, they could invade Montana and we would never know it. (I mean, we would never know it.)

She should run in the Republican primary. She’d fit right in.

Montana? That’s in Nebraska, right?