Stupid Republican idea of the day

And frybread. Don’t forget the frybread.

Numerous news sites ran with the headline:
“For half a sentence, Jeb Bush is an official 2016 candidate”
(or very similar, including the phrase “For half a sentence”).

Example. Googling that headline turns up many others too.

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Yes, though he LOOKS like the atavistic by-blow of a certain Irish-American alcoholic Wisconsin politician of yesteryear, Ted Cruz is actually Cuban by blood.

One famous instance is recorded inSarah Presenting Hagar to Abraham.

Thomas Jefferson expressed his admiration for the painting. Not long after his daughter Polly arrived in France, accompanied by 14-year-old Sally Hemings…

ETA: Concerning Ted Cruz’s lineage–his mother is Irish/Italian & attended Rice University in Houston. After a troubled marriage, she & Cruz Sr (who had 2 daughters from his first marriage) divorced after Teddy finished his schooling. Cruz Sr hogs the spotlight–she remains very private.

A multiple scorer here:

I don’t know about the “Republican” part but that story makes up for it with double stupid. I’m always amazed these people forget that killing people is *also *against their religion.

The stupidest part to me is ordering a beer with tomato juice.

Three, if you count El Jebe.

Not to mention the existence of “Clamato”.

To be fair, I’m not even Jewish and I consider Clamato to be an offense against God. Who drinks clam juice?

Someone trying to kill the taste of Budweiser.

MyFOXNY censors nipples on a Picasso painting while on air.

And we wonder why people make fun of America.

What exactly is clam juice anyway? Is it fresh squeezed?

Potential foul here - no evidence the shooter is a Republican. I’ll admit that it is likely, but we should have some standards here.

In objection to a California bill removing religious and personal-belief exemptions to state vaccination requirements:

Hmmm… how does he arrange fundraisers and campaign events if he won’t allow people to point cameras at him?

  1. Citing religious belief as an excuse for behavior
  2. Gun ownership without responsibility

I’m not so sure it’s likely. Jews tend to vote Democrat.

Agreed - foul tip. It should go in either the Stupid Gun News or stupid Religion news threads.

There are Jews in Montana?

Anyway: Maryland Gov. Larry Hogantransfers $11 million from Baltimore’s school budget, claiming “there’s no money”, but funds $30 million for a juvenile detention facility there.