I honestly find that kind of creepy.
I would too if I believed it.
Good point, but there’s always the Poe’s Law variant. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it were true.
A lot of them claimed that God told them to run, but they were either lying, or deceived by Satan. The only one God really told to run was Michelle Bachmann.
God told him to run. He didn’t say that he actually wants him to win. Maybe God just has a sense of humor.
I know ! And they still fall for it every time ! Oh, I slay Me.
Ever seen a platypus? Fer sure.
A very cruel, sick sense of humor. That would explain a lot about life.
[other republican] If God wants a vote, he can apply for naturalization like everyone else. Who the fuck does he think he is, interfering in AMERICA’s government? [/other republican]
After his tweet stating this, someone changed his name on Wikipedia from Steven Arnold “Steve” King to Esteban Arnoldo “Steba” Rey. Looking at the article history, it’s been going back and forth since them. Someone changes it to the Spanish version, someone changes it back, etc. etc. 
He’s always wanted calves like canteloupes.
At this point, I am pretty certain God is just trolling the GOP.
Looks English to me.
I don’t think so. If you click on the photo, you can get a bigger image of it, and it looks like a seal of some sort. Not the fish-eating kind. I can’t quite make out what it’s of, but it looks like someone waving a Confederate flag.
So, he’s actually got a second Confederate flag centered on his Confederate flag. I think your nomination stands.
I thinks it’s maybe a beaver or a badger holding a flag. What’s the state varmint of Oklahoma?
Gays?
I’m probably going to Hell just for thinking up that one.
I will have to agree with Joseph Campbell, the god of the bible is a trickster god (Coyote for the North American Indians).
[QUOTE] Joseph Campbell - The Trickster in Native American mythologies--Shadow, Creator, and Fool. [/QUOTE]James Inhofe.
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I will have to agree with Joseph Campbell, the god of the bible is a trickster god (Coyote for the North American Indians).
[/QUOTE]Well, that goes without saying.
“Abraham ! Climb that mountain and kill your son on it for me. Psych ! Haha, you thought I was for real ? I was totally just fucking with you dawg… **OR WAS I **? You ponder that while I sprinkle fossils around to fuck with archaeologists. Oh, and speaking of fucking with people, Pharaoh ? Let my people go ! (You can’t actually let them go, I just hardened your heart. I’m making a point, dude, chill out)”