Stupid Republican idea of the day

Mike Huckabee won’t rule out using the FBI and federal forces to shut down abortion providers.

Now?

Isn’t that unconstitutional?

He claims that he would do it to protect “all Americans”, including the unborn.

So? Isn’t Roe v. Wade still the law of the land?

Explain that to him. While you’re at it, explain Posse Comitatus.

Never mind that; did he say anything about my right to marry Steve King’s lawnmower?

That report must have it wrong. It was Stephen King who wrote The Lawnmower Man.

Doesn’t matter. Huckabee has repeatedly stated that he would ignore the Supreme Court and the Constitution in his pursuit of a Godly Amerika.

I wonder if he’s even read the job description for the office he’s running for. I’m pretty sure there’s something about upholding the constitution. Lemme go check the job posting…

He’s upholding the Constitution as he would have written it. Obviously, it’s flawed.
rolleyes

Sen. Jeff Sessions, Republican of Alabama, says gays didn’t need a Supreme Court decision to get married :

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jeff-sessions-gay-couples-could-just-call-themselves-married-don-t-need-legal-recognition

Yeah, talk to Shane Bitney Crone about how that worked out for him.

I really just can’t understand why right-wingers think we’d be satisfied with “symbolic” gestures that don’t really mean shit. Is it some kind of privilege thing, where they actually think that our best bet is to get on our knees and bow our heads to our “masters”?

They’re Republicans, so…yes, that is their deepest fantasy.

Or they kneel to you, whatever. As long as somebody gets slapped, it’s all good.

Ooh! Ooh! Can we exploit the latent sub tendencies in some way?

Naaah…

Shrill troll, Ann Coulter, wants to be Donald Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary and wants to return to the time when immigrants “proved their heartiness to get to here by vomiting all the way across the Atlantic Ocean."

While complaining that we don’t teach immigrants about our language and culture, she showed off her education.

Um, the Battle of what now?

They, uh, battled cold and disease. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

[QUOTE=Ann Coulter]

We’re assimilating you
[/QUOTE]

Always nice to hear from the Borg.

I heard the Collective barfed her out.