Stupid Republican idea of the day

Excellent idea, Governor, now, who is to bell the . . . that is, how do we get the tattoos inked or the chips implanted in people who snuck across the border?

Nah, those never work.

It did exactly what it was supposed to, goddammit ! It’s the stupid Ardennes forest that failed us. Never trust a tree. Trees are all Nazi sympathizers, there I said it.

I knew he was a piece of shit but…wow, look at this guy:

It’s true!

Dunno. Some tress lean left. Some lean right.

Family values.

At least McKinley finished his first term.

Too soon?

McKinley started a war under false pretenses also, just like Shrub. The difference is that we won his war.

Remember the Maine?

Me neither.

Congressman Pete Sessions: Gun violence is caused by the diversity in America. Too bad we can’t be all the same, like the Japanese.

There is a four kilometer wide moat between Canada (Little Green Islands) and France (Petit Colombier), with daily ferry service between Canada and France, but no wall. That is why a wall needs to be built between Canada and the USA. :wink:

That being said, in all seriousness, the Canada/USA border is almost three times longer than the Mexico/USA border, and much of it is through wilderness mountains and muskeg, so it will be a lot more expensive for the Americans to build than a USA/Mexico wall. My guess is that building it, maintaining it, and staffing it for a couple of decades would cost about a trillion US dollars (based on an extrapolation of a 2007 Congressional Research Office estimate of a 700 mile long USA/Mexico fence). Pretty much proof that stupid Republicans are stupid as fuck when it comes to geography and costing.

Nonsense, we’ll make Canada pay for it. Or maybe Mexico – whichever.

If Trump built the Death Star, he’d make the rebels pay for it.

Not at all, they’ll just pay for it with tax cuts.

Well, seeing as Canada had one heck of a hard time convincing Michigan to let Canada entirely pay for a new bridge (location of the greatest volume of trade between the USA and Canada, some 9,000 trucks per day, noting the USA exports more to Canada than any other trading partner, including the entire EU and including China) . . .

No, as unbelievable as it is, I’m not making this shit up. No wonder Detroit is a wasteland.

Why fight with two hands tied behind our backs? Blossoms and buttercups too!

(Wait. PPG’s don’t have hands. :smack: )

Show of hands: Who dated a truck named William in school?

On the last day, quoth a grandson of a friend of the Prophet, the Jews will hide behind trees, and trees will say, “There is a Jew behind me, come and kill it!” Freakin’ Nazi trees!

A friend of mine likes them.

Wait, are they named after a ship? :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t understand why this kind of nationalist want all this territory full of mutts and spics anyway. If they are so influential here, they could go back to Great Britain and make the BNP a majority party and have their homeland* right there.* :confused:

Well, Walker probably didn’t remember Alaska was connected to Canada.

Or he’s in on Palin’s plot to succeed.