The guys who shot up the Bataclan thought the same thing. Great minds think alike.
And fools seldom differ.
Do too!
So…they were not terrorists. They were instruments of the Christian God!
I love the logic involved.
Rape? OK.
Pedophilia? OK.
Murder? OK.
Slavery? OK.
Torture? OK.
Stealing? OK.
Tolerating homosexuality? GOD WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Do you have to get the whole truck up there, or can you just yank off the tailgate and carry that to the roof?
So Trump has roughly the same level of support as the belief that the moon landings were faked? Has anybody checked for overlap?
Is there really a need to confirm what we all already know?
[insert your own horrendously contrived sodomy joke here]
I found the Venn Diagram here.
Which end of his alimentary canal is that?
Who, it must be said, has a *very *bad aim. There’s, what, 5,000 miles between Paris and San Francisco, as the Angel of Death flies ?
Again? That trick never works.
Wow, someone REALLY hates America.
I keep hearing the Republicans say that they’re going to make America great again. This could be a step in the right direction.
Can we get a plank in the Democratic platform, pledging to throw Texas out of the Union?
Offer a compromise: Independence is off the table, but we will consider selling Texas back to Mexico.
This time for sure!
I gotta get another hat!
No. They’ll want to stay then.
Somewhere, Abraham Lincoln’s ghost sobs in a corner.