Stupid Republican idea of the day

So pretend it does.

Reminds me of the scene from Sunday in the Park with George with the American couple:

MR.: Excusez, Masseur. We are lost.
French Boatman: Huh?
Mrs: Let me try, Daddy. We are alien here. Unable to find passage off island.
Boatman: Why don’t you just walk into the water until your lungs fill up and you die.

State representatives demand resignation of New Hampshire GOP chairwoman after she criticizes Trump’s Islamophobic immigration plan.

I love how the GOP continues to frame the American WW2 interment camps as holding Japanese and not Americans.

Fox News commentators give up beating around the bush, just start cursing at Obama on live TV;

Fox, of course, immediately did the right thing, and suspended them with pay for two weeks.

Because that segment of the Right doesn’t consider Japanese-Americans (or Arab-Americans, or Persian-Americans, or African-Americans, etc) to be Americans.

Or as its known in the real world, vacation.

I’m a die-hard liberal who voted for Obama twice. And while I disagree with Stacey Dash’s assessment of the PotUS, it doesn’t change the fact that she is a damn beautiful woman that I would step over my dying brother to spend a weekend in an anonymous hotel room with.

Anybody who would fuck her is too lazy to jerk off.

And at the close of the weekend you would tell her that you voted for Obama twice, so you could watch her head explode, right?

Of course. Why else do you think Fox News hired her?

Well, he didn’t call them “Japs”, so I guess there has been some improvement…(dammit, where’s a ‘sardonic’ smilie when you need one…)

Nah. During. It’s like that old joke about rodeo-style sex. Where you call your girlfriend by the wrong name and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

Rick Santorum is still pretending like he’s running for President. At a gathering of Iowa Catholics, he said:

They don’t like Superdude’s brother?

The Donald is not only going to cleanse the nation of Islam, but the internet as well. Or something.

Good lord.

Really, thousands of people are being recruited by ISIS over the internet, leaving the US to fight with ISIS, then coming back? Thousands? And when they do this, we know they are doing it and just let them back in because we’re idiots? I’m gonna have to raise an eyebrow at those claims.

I congratulate you on maintaining a level of superciliary elasticity that permits you to accomplish this without injury. If I were calibrating the implausibility of Der Donald’s assertions by eyebrow-raising, my eyebrows would have migrated all the way up over my scalp and down the back of my neck by now.

Well yeah, they are going in good sized numbers. I have no idea of how many from the US but several hundred have gone from the UK and about half have returned. Here’s a recent BBC summary:

This woman thinks they’re a bunch of wankers, basically. Seriously not impressed - the video further down in more interesting