Stupid Republican idea of the day

Bwaaa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

That is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week!

Give the city’s residents a voice in how their city is administered, presumably. I really don’t understand why anyone would lie about those graduation or employment rates. I mean, 60% and 14% are terrible.

So, should Michigan be stripped of its statehood, then?

They’re not even trying anymore. Its like the Mad Libs of extremist right wing conspiracies, just fill in the blanks:

"If Obama poisoned the waters of Flint, in order to defeat the Oregon freedom fighters, that might get ISIS to attack our 2nd Amendment Rights, so that Clinton can fake Global Warming, to enrich George Soros and pay Iran to destroy our Confederate heroes’ statues in order to build more Planned Parenthood abortion clinics!

I bet Huckabee could say that with a straight face.

You left out the part about the Reverse Vampires.

Ted Cruz; It’s Obama’s fault I forgot to sign up for health insurance.

Trump retweeted a tweet from a white supremacist/neo-Nazi account, and featured it on his front page.

I’m pretty sure he has at some point.

That tweet was actually kind of funny. Normally I’d be inclined to forgive something like this as a careless oversight of one of his staff members not knowing where the tweet came from. But given Trump’s history… total dick move and NOT deserving of ANY forgiveness at all.

So, it might appear, then, that the further right one is, the less sense of humor. Hmmm. Well, that would mean that the more liberal/left you are…Ha! Now, that’s funny!

GOP Kansas senator offers his ‘detailed guidance’ for women’s attire during testimony

And that’s a bad thing? At our age, a nice distraction now and then should be welcomed.

The party of personal responsibility strikes again!

So she got one wrong (the guns were for al Qaeda, not ISIS). Big deal.

You know, schizos are prone to diss Orient. Just sayin’, is all.

Indictment pending.

Does the death penalty attach? 'Cause…wow.

You guys are either bitterly envious of my wit or of my capacity to ignore scorn and abuse. Either way, I win. Eat your hearts out.

They already have that under self rule laws passed by Congress.

There’s really no compelling reason for DC to have representation. This is not a case of the world changing and thus the country changing with the times. The reasons for keeping the capital out of Congress are just as valid now as they were in 1787. It’s not as if DC’s interests aren’t being looked out for. There is nothing DC reps couldn’t do that the other 535 aren’t already doing. It’s not like North Dakota, which would be pretty much forgotten if they didn’t have two Senators. Most of the politicians and officials live there and fight for DC’s interests.