Stupid Republican idea of the day

Illinois Pubs don’t want to issue birth certificates to single mothers unless said mothers can provide proof of babydaddy’s identity, or else name another family member as the financial supporter.
http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/02/24/wtf-republicans-in-this-state-vow-to-not-issue-birth-certificates-to-single-mothers/

Because, you know, that promiscuous witch shouldn’t otherwise have any help from the state or feds to provide for the little bastards.

Texas is one. I don’t know if there are others.

Texas accepts for voter ID “Texas license to carry a handgun issued by DPS.” It does NOT accept student photo-ID issued by Texas’ government-operated schools. Coincidence?

I think the point of the comment was that your gun should be your voter ID. That would cull a lot of unDesirable voters based on their evident melatonin levels, because the constabulary are less amenable to those kind of people carrying guns around.

How about monkeys? Can they carry?

There are none so blind as those who will not shoot!

Well, I guess the whole ‘you’ll put an eye out’ thing is off the table…

It’s been tried…

The only thing that’ll stop a bad monkey with a gun…

Banana with cyanide.

Next they’ll be letting guns carry guns…

It’s guns all the way down.

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It’s been tried…

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Boogity.

Tennessee is one.

I thought birth certificates were issued to children, not to mothers.

The recent bald eagle deaths in Maryland are because of legal abortion.

Birth certificates are filed in county records. The original is not “issued”, a request for a copy is made, which results in a notarized image or copy made of the original. Presumably, the mother would have to have a copy (or some other kind of record) to obtain WIC/AFDC. By providing the name of a dude, that would theoretically give the state someone to go after to get support money.

Killing babies doesn’t faze us, but God thinks 13 dead birds will?

Seems like his numerology is critically based on there being exactly 13 eagles. What if they find another? Do we finally get the answer to 14 k of g in a f p d?

Why didn’t you ask me before? It’s “14 kernels of grain in a fully pooped diaper.”

Full metal ballot.