Stupid Republican idea of the day

[bobot]

@Chefguy

Ted conveniently ignores the fact that we are clear-cutting our planet to produce cash crops, which do not absorb as much CO2 as what has been cut, then burned for a double dose of fun.

This is true, but Ted is pandering to the “It’s cold outside today, so where’s your global warming now?” voters. They feed off of bullshit like that. The less thought necessary, the more solid the belief.

[Kimstu]

“If you feel as though somebody is doing something wrong against you, can you just, for a second, get over it, you know, because this thing will settle down,” Kasich said.

:rolleyes: Yeah, and you know why it will “settle down”? Because of the ongoing pushback against discrimination on the part of millions of people who have decided not to “just get over it”.

Not because of the likes of you and your spineless capitulation to persistent discrimination and injustice. Lazy, cowardly dumbass. :mad:

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@Gyrate

Ted Cruz sure put them dumb Democrats in their place:

Originally Posted by Ted on Twitter
Dems kill jobs, ignore facts. CO2 is what every human breathes out; every plant, in turn,consumes CO2. #ScienceFacts

Also, people need water so it’s good that the ocean levels will rise! There will be more jobs for scuba instructors!

Well, he seems to understand a tiny part of the short carbon cycle. Terrific. However, He seems to have forgotten the most important part:

Digging up massive amounts of carbon that has been stored for millions and millions of years, and rapidly releasing it into the atmosphere through burning. Whoops, forgot about that part, eh Ted?

Children understand this is the whole point about global climate change. Ted? Not so much.

[Rick_Kitchen]

Texas Republicans will debate secession at their upcoming state convention.

[vivalostwages]

@bobot

This is true, but Ted is pandering to the “It’s cold outside today, so where’s your global warming now?” voters. They feed off of bullshit like that. The less thought necessary, the more solid the belief.

I had a good spaghetti lunch the other day, so where’s the world hunger now?

[running_coach]

@vivalostwages

I had a good spaghetti lunch the other day, so where’s the world hunger now?

I had a steak, therefore vegetarians don’t exist.

[PigArcher]

@vivalostwages

I had a good spaghetti lunch the other day, so where’s the world hunger now?

@running_coach

I had a steak, therefore vegetarians don’t exist.

It’s day right now, therefore night doesn’t exist.

[vivalostwages]

@Rick_Kitchen

Bruce Springsteen has canceled a concert in Greensboro, North Carolina over HB2. And Fox host Todd Starnes tweeted:

Duran Duran must want that too, but they played a show there, made a public statement, and brought out an activist and a petition:

http://dailyduranie.com/equality-night-charlotte-nc/

[Fear_Itself]

@Rick_Kitchen

Texas Republicans will debate secession at their upcoming state convention.

I guess they don’t open each session with the Pledge of Allegiance any more.

[Czarcasm]

@Fear_Itself

I guess they don’t open each session with the Pledge of Allegiance any more.

I’m of two minds on this.
On the one hand, the Feds could slap them down hard and fast like they deserve.
On the other hand, withdrawing all troops and letting Mexico take the Alamo back…

[BrainGlutton]

@Czarcasm

I’m of two minds on this.
On the one hand, the Feds could slap them down hard and fast like they deserve.
On the other hand, withdrawing all troops and letting Mexico take the Alamo back…

Let’s build a Wall along the northern borders of Texas!

[Czarcasm]

@BrainGlutton

Let’s build a Wall along the northern borders of Texas!

…and send them the bill.

[Balance]

@Fear_Itself

I guess they don’t open each session with the Pledge of Allegiance any more.

You underestimate their capacity for cognitive dissonance. If they did manage to secede, they’d be howling about their Social Security checks not showing up the next month.

Also, given that over 3 million Texans voted for Obama, I think they’d find that the incoming US troops would have more aid and comfort than they imagine.

[eschereal]

@bobot

This is true, but Ted is pandering to the “It’s cold outside today, so where’s your global warming now?” voters. They feed off of bullshit like that. The less thought necessary, the more solid the belief.

I thought this cartoon summed that outlook up pretty well

[Superdude]

@BrainGlutton

Let’s build a Wall along the northern borders of Texas!

I’ve said before that we should give Texas to China in an even exchange to cancel our debt to them. Texans that think Obama goes too far will love being Chinese now. Can’t you just see the battalions of armed pick-up trucks having to sport the Chinese flag above the Rebel flag?

[oft_wears_hats]

@eschereal

I thought this cartoon summed that outlook up pretty well

That’s brilliant.

[Precambrianmollusc]

@Superdude

I’ve said before that we should give Texas to China in an even exchange to cancel our debt to them. Texans that think Obama goes too far will love being Chinese now. Can’t you just see the battalions of armed pick-up trucks having to sport the Chinese flag above the Rebel flag?

Texas GDP is 1.64 trillion and China holds 1.2 trillion of US treasury bonds, and for sure GDP and debt are not the same thing, but seams like you would be selling Texas on the cheap.

[smithsb]

@Rick_Kitchen

Texas Republicans will debate secession at their upcoming state convention.

Paraphrasing from a dozen or more older threads on secession;
“because that worked out soooooo well last time.” :smack::smack:

Texas - land of recycled stupid. Apologies to the saner residents trying for change.

[BrainGlutton]

@Precambrianmollusc

Texas GDP is 1.64 trillion and China holds 1.2 trillion of US treasury bonds, and for sure GDP and debt are not the same thing, but seams like you would be selling Texas on the cheap.

It’s worth it. It’s a poison pill.

[Chefguy]

@bobot

This is true, but Ted is pandering to the “It’s cold outside today, so where’s your global warming now?” voters. They feed off of bullshit like that. The less thought necessary, the more solid the belief.

I honestly never even imagined a day would come when science would be sneered at, and that large segments of the population would embrace complete nonsense. At times it seems like we’re on the verge of another Dark Age.