Stupid Republican idea of the day

I know. Not sure how that’s involved in the federal suit though. That simply reserves the power to the state instead of local governments.

" As president, I promise to make EVERYone a millionaire! We’ll all be winners!"

I dunno, The Donald could make history.

As the first US President deliberate fragged by our allies.

“Mistuuur Ttttrrrrump, vy don’t you valk up de hill fur ein better view of de artillery?”

There’s precedent! In the Weimar Republic, millionaires abounded! You could tell who was a millionaire, they just bought a loaf of bread.

Having our troops speak with a comic-opera German accent would be a nice touch!

Well, they will just have to relocate those schools. Put them on the far outskirts of every town, where they will be inconveniently difficult to get to.

Lovely, lovely Michelle Fiore,

So much stupid in one person.

double-secret antichrist!

Wait, was King Solomon the antechrist?

Yeah, but she’s on probation.

This isn’t a segregation-only issue. Its a civil rights issue where you are either forced by the state to live a lie or be allowed the dignity of choosing your lifestyle. Where it touches upon segregation is more like the forced exclusion of blacks from water fountains and lunch tables than the voluntary one between sexes for bathrooms. As long as you continue to see trans men as not men, or trans women and not women, you’ll never get it

Republican Congressman (and former MTV Real World participant) Sean Duffy wants to lower the minimum wage in Puerto Rico to $4.25 an hour.

I was on an airplane once, it only had one bathroom. Are they gonna have to have six now, or just not fly over N. Carolina? 'Course, Greyhounds don’t have bathrooms at all, so I guess that’s still OK.

Greyhounds have bathrooms.

Really? I thought they just shit on bushes.

No, that was the Poker Jesus.

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

Your sense of humour is remora-kable.

Senate Republicans want to investigate whether there’s enough “conservative news” trending on Facebook.

Freedom of the press? What’s that?

Isn’t that whole “Facebook is a private enterprise that can decide what it does and does not do” a Republican value?