I thought you were gonna link to this. And yes, it has been implemented.
Take that carrot out of your mouth.
I am disappointed that they are not disapproving of the Shape-Shifting Lizard people taking over.
Why are Republicans in favor of bowing before our Reptilian Overlords?
Republicans? Lizards? I would like a 2000-word essay comparing and contrasting the two on my desk Monday morning. No prom for you!
Sigh. If you got no leg to stand on, turn the table.
Who was it wanted to be the bathroom police again?
You must tolerate our bigotry or we will call you intolerant!
Ten bucks to the first person of any sex to piss on his leg.
Time for a traffic study on the Internet!
Unless, of course, he is on fire.
In that case, you piss next to him and tell him to roll in it.
Y’know, the next time he eats something that’s too spicy and says, “My mouth is on fire!”… 
Ben Carson has revealed Trump’s shortlist for VP:
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz
Ohio Gov. John Kasich
Florida Sen. Marco Rubio
and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin
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Ah… The giants.
It’s not like they actually worry about educating their kids.
OK, let me get this straight. Republicans are opposed to abortion and to birth control, right? So then, if a woman who, let’s say, is raped, becomes pregnant and delivers the child, the Illinois Republicans don’t want to provide the child and the mother with state financial funding unless she can track down the rapist and put his name on the birth certificate.
A life is only precious until it’s born. Then it’s a leech.
“Establishment Republican”-One who still believes that ugly thought have to be couched in nice language.-Antonym-Donald Trump.
Please lord, I don’t believe in you but if you could grant me just this one wish; let it be Sarah. Please.
Agreed. Trump/Palin 2016. Maximum Clownshoes Forever. It’s the only way that makes any sense. Anything less would be caving to sanity. It’ll be one for the books.
I hope it’s Palin too. The new Trumpy Wumpy book will be called, “How a Woman Destroyed My Chance at Dictatorship.”