This one is slightly misleading - two of the three witnesses for the congressional panel will be conservative law professors, while the third is a bleeding heart liberal. But yes, these hearings are ridiculous.
What’s wrong with taco trucks ? It’s basic small entrepreneurship and work ethic, conservatives should love that shit. Plus they’re yummy.
Right, this should have been advocated by Trump. Not having to drive so far for tacos is a good step towards Making America Great Again.
And a proliferation of taco trucks is bad because… ???
Don’t let him hear that in Manhattan the big thing for years now has been Halal food trucks/carts.
Heck, in Manhattan you probably don’t have to search very hard to find halal tacos.
Which is what makes America great.
You can often find them near the kosher Chinese restaurants.
Slow down a minute. Before I jump on the taco truck bandwagon, there are a few details we have to get sorted out. Will these be proper tacos in a crispy taco shell, or those oh-so-trendy fish and cilantro things in a soft shell?
Eh, the only difference between a gyro and a taco is the thickness of the bread and a distinct lack of cheese.
Just add feta and olives and it becomes a Greek taco.
He is just jealous that no one made one out of his sponsor, on a cracker shell. They’d call the Taco Putin on the Ritz.
That’s the beauty of it: under HRC, there will be TexMex tacos, SoCal tacos AND genuine traditional tacos.
God bless America.
No German, Italian, or Danish tacos? What’s this bullshit?
Well, if I wasn’t going to vote for Hillary before, I’m certainly going to now.
Hmmm…some sauerkraut and schnitzel wrapped up in a pita actually sounds damn good.
In Trump’s America there will only be Hamburger trucks! Good old fashioned American Hambugers, from Hamburg, Germany.
I should hope to see taco trucks surrounding Taco Bells.
<stares teary eyed into the distance, puts had over heart, and softly hums America the Beautiful>
Last summer both Taco Bell and Taco Johns closed in downtown Minneapolis because of the food trucks. Taco Johns quickly changed their minds.
Funny walking over to Chipotle and seeing several taco trucks (selling overpriced novelty tacos, for the most part) directly across the street.
Could it be that the people buying the novelty tacos were just trying to avoid Chipotle’s bacteria-laden tacos?