You must actually HAVE health care, then…
You know, I really don’t think it makes much of a difference.
Gay Eagle Scouts get to keep their guns, right?
Hush! We don’t want to start a stampede for homo recruiting stations.
We don’t need no gay recruitment centers.
We simply order all the members of the armed services to turn gay.
Not just gay! Army gay!
Yes, and the Navy will REALLY be an Adventure!
Maybe they could finally leave the cabin boys alone, though.
Afraid not, cabin boys will be to the Navy what altar boys are to priests.
You mean it’s not already?
And poor people will get their health care from…I’m sorry, missed that…where?
Never mind, of course, they’ll go to the emergency room for minor problems, and then won’t be able to pay for it. I’m sure you don’t mind paying extra for your health care to cover that, right?
Well, actually, no, I wouldn’t. But if I’m to pay extra anything, I want the money to go to those who need it most. If the Pentagon needs a gazillion dollars for the Lockheed Whizbang, they can hold a bake sale.
But the Lockheed Whizbang is more important than poor people. You can always get more poor people when the needy sick ones die, but those Whizbangs, they’re one of a kind usually.
Can Michael Steele get his own separate “stupid idea” thread, cause he seems to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Well, you have to agree, though, that he isn’t wasting his time on the intricacies of health care reform, which is, after all, simply a matter of figuring out who doesn’t have access to health care and giving them access. It’s not that complicated
Two trivial stupids in one. An “English Only” conference and a sign showing that, well, somebody needed an English-language spell-checker. Scroll down and look closely at the picture.
Other than that,
“Building The New Majority”
Not with those spelling or reading comprehension skillz, you won’t. Apparently no one noticed. Or maybe someone noticed, but thought, “Hell, we spent too much money on that sign and can’t get another one quick enough. Maybe no one else will notice!”
Oh, but there’s a simple explanation: it’s to give cover to any attendee who’s caught having dinner with a woman other than his wife (“It’s my nece from out of town”).
Does the stupid idea have to come from a federal Republican? If not, here’s my contribution.
“Hunger can be a positive motivator,” says Missouri State Rep. Cynthia Davis, R-O’Fallon, who **chairs **the State’s House Special Standing Committee on Children and Families.
The mind wobbles. (/Kelly Bundy)
Does this count as an idea? South Carolina Governor takes a hike.
He’s gone 4 days before he thinks to tell anybody he was planning to leave. He didn’t even tell his wife. Previous stories indicated he was a little miffed at being court ordered to accept stimulus money and having all of his signed bills vetoed. Could this be a part of the GOP’s new strategy of Taking Their Ball and Going Home?
Cynthia Davis just won the thread.