Stupid Republican idea of the day

My boy Louie, always good for a laugh. How in the world did Trump miss appointing him Secretary of Agriculture, where he could guard all the asparagus?

I swear, Steve Bannon thinks he’s John Galt!

If only. I’d pay the guy to remove himself from the ungrateful, needy company of the rest of us.

I wonder what he had in mind. I think he’d be all for depleted uranium shells.

Ted Cruz predicts another Supreme Court vacancy this summer, and it would prompt those insane leftists to go “Full Armageddon Meltdown.”

It finally remembered where I saw Ted Cruz as a child.

Was he gently stroking a high-powered rifle at the time, or something ? How the fuck would he know ?

Russian Trump flags waved at CPAC. Or, as it should now be called CCCPAC. Was it a troll, a protest or incompetence? A false false flag flag operation?

I can’t be the only one who finds this hilarious.

You’re applying logic to a Republican claim. I’ll let you figure out at what point the entire thing went wrong.

REPUBLICANS CONFISCATE PRIVATE PROPERTY IN FALSE FLAG OPERATION would be a completely honest headline.

One wonders if anything would’ve been confiscated if they’d been waving a Russian made Makarov instead of a Russian flag.

Speaking of cpac, one of the prime stupid ideas was to let Bannon talk. Colbert put up a snippet of this,

(that bit is about 80%+ of the way down the page)

“Trains”? What?

I assume he was comparing Reince’s workload to that of his political idol Benito.

Thisis what he was talking about.

A girl? Not a boy?

You mean

?

He makes the train for others to ride, no wonder he’s exhausted.

No, in that case, they’d be getting something done.

Is that really true? If they were doing that, would they be energetic and focused or mere energetic (i.e., scattershot)? I mean, when I tried that stuff, it seemed like all it did was make me want to do more of it.

Congressman Mike Burgess, who is a doctor: “If the number [of people with health insurance coverage] drop[s], I would say that’s a good thing, because we’ve restored personal liberty in this country, and I’m always for that.”

Fuckin’ Reaganism.