“Hey, you in there browsing porn again?”
“Me? No, I’m reading Dennis Kucinich…”
“Yeah, sure dude. Whatever.”
His wife counts as porn though
Hrrrmmmph. I said “money quote,” not “money shot.”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? Republicans will fight for the rights of a lightbulb.
These twisted freaks make me shake with rage.
Fuck it, let’s have a maximum wage. What, million a year? You can’t get by on a million a year, fuck your pampered ass! In fact, lets make in retroactive for the past five years, take all that money and spend it on bridges, roads, education, and voter registration drives. English as a second language programs for gay whales? Sure. Why not? Course, first thing they will ask is how come we dumpted bin Ladens body on them…
(Imagine "ewwwwww!" rendered as whale song. Tweeeeeet! Clickclickclick Aaaaoooooogah! Click!)
Yeah, I’m a bit nuts today. It’s fucking hot. Be better tomorrow. A little better.
I think you’re being a bit hard on twisted freaks.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
Wisconsin Republican candidate David VanderLeest says “I don’t smoke rocks, and that’s the truth” when asked about his past legal and drug problems. Category: DC - TPM – Talking Points Memo
Well, that’s good. I think not smoking crack is a good thing in our politicians and should be a minimum requirement at least! But since he’s a politician, and they tend to have “a way with words”, does that mean he just prefers powdered cocaine in his crack pipe?
The stupid part, is, see, the Map Room is part of the residential portion of the White House and is fine for fundraising. The RNC went off half-cocked and sent a public letter to AG Holder so we could all see how stupid they are.
I wish I could take credit for the following, but I saw it in the comments section of CNN’s version of this story:
“Get into a lather, Reince, repeat.”
DAMN!
You’re my new internet crush 
Of all the pledges everyone wants their GOPtards to sign, “no crack” isn’t in ANY of them?
-Joe
I knew if you tried, you could find diamonds in a pile of…!
…crazy?
Has this been discussed and I just missed it? Because this is gold, Jerry, gold!
Darrel Issa (R-CA-razy) had congressional investigators “look into” the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission (remember them? They were to determine what caused the recent economic unpleasantness) because of alleged “partisan Democratic politics.” Turns out Issa had to cancel a hearing about it because the ONLY things it showed was that “Republican commissioners and staffers were improperly sharing the FCIC’s work with outside parties” and “that one Republican commissioner was trying to use his position on the commission to bolster the GOP’s chances of repealing financial services reform.” Oopsy.
Cite.
Oh, my bad. I should have made the reference in the appropriatethread.
How much more partisan can you get? They only reported Republican malfeasance. And if the Democrats weren’t doing anything wrong, they should have made something up in order to be fair and balanced.
Why thank you. :o
Issa is a fucktard.
Just to provide some more detail here, this is what one Republican commissioner was doing:
[quoted from the report here]
(The FCIC Investigation, Wallison on the GSEs and the Conservative Echo Chamber | Rortybomb)
Yes, and I’m not even in his state. Isn’t Issa the reason for the California gubernatorial recall clusterfrag way back when, too?