Stupid Republican idea of the day

So… Did he lose a bet or something?

Nope. He brags that he’s the only man with a dick on either side. Actual true story.

From Bayard’s link:

It’s on his back! How often do any of us see our backs? How can something be a daily reminder on his back?

It’s there as scenery when he puts his head up his ass.

Congressional Republicans are upset that Mad Dog Mattis is hiring Democrats to fill positions in his Department.

Well, and Nixon resigned. That seems like he got knocked down and stayed the fuck down.

Shouldn’t it rather be a reminder that “when you get knocked down, when things dont go your way, when youre defeated, you slink away from public light and quietly die off, then someone pisses on your grave” ?

Hard to believe that Tricky Dick went and got himself planted somewhere everyone could just haul off and piss on him. Or maybe Pat arranged it because she always hated the fucker.

In any case, I’m shocked there’s any grass on that plot at all.

Pat pre-deceased him, so I don’t think it was her decision. They are both buried at the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda, CA. It’s been a while since I’ve been there, but yeah, the grave is pretty accessible. But there’s usually a few docents or security guards around, so I don’t think many people would be brave enough to take a piss. It’s also a very republican city.

Great…you all (including Stone) now have embedded “Tubthumping” in my head.

Former Colorado Republican Party head, who claimed that only Democrats commit voter fraud, charged with voter fraud.

SOMEbody with access to Elaine Chao’s (Mrs. Mitch McConnell, Trump’s Transportation Secretary) Twitter account, in response to Representative Maxine Waters’s call for impeachment, tweeted “SUE HIS VERY SOUL MAXINE!!!” from Chao’s account.

Other potential tattoos to reflect resilience after hardship: Gloria Gaynor, the band Chumbawamba, Princess Poppy from Trolls.

**Oklahoma Republican Says God Can Use Rape And Incest To ‘Bring Beauty From Ashes’

“The Lord uses all circumstances.”**
Oklahoma Republican Says God Can Use Rape And Incest To 'Bring Beauty From Ashes' | HuffPost Latest News?

On the one hand, I think I see his mindset, and understand his philosophy, but he clearly doesn’t understand how his words can be abstracted and put in a headline like this.

On the other hand, you can’t claim this is “out of context” – the debate is over an abortion bill, and is perfectly in context. If you don’t happen to see everything that happens as the result of some Divine Plan, then rape is a needless and cruel act, and saying that “God can bring beauty from ashes” seems Pollyannish and naïve.

GOP Lawmaker Defends Use Of Japanese-American Camps During WWII

GOP Lawmaker Defends Incarceration Of Japanese-Americans during WWII | HuffPost Latest News?

Yeah! What about all those people of Japanese descent, not respecting our rights by being of Japanese ancestry?

And we can’t take any chances – there’s no time to find out who’s a citizen and who’s not! Even though we didn’t round up all the people with German or Italian names!

Heck, Michelle Malkin wrote an entire book directly defending it, then saying, IIRC, that it means we have to put Muslims in camps too.

I hope there are some Colorado Asian-Americans on their way down to his office with some eggs.

I think cancer of the balls is also God’s will. Let’s hope Rep. George Faught, whis is A Dick, fully embraces God’s will.

Schadenfreude, Republican Style

That’s because you are an idiot. And now a criminal.

Michelle Malkin, the female version of Ann Coulter.