Stupid Republican idea of the day

At least it’s a change from saying that women deserve to get raped based on the way they dress.

Not a good change, mind you, but a change…
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WTF?:

Alright, really, that whole paragraph there is an exercise in a complete disconnect from reality and logic.

I must say it’s cool that he’s able to, in the very same paragraph, poo-poo “liberals” for wanting everyone to think like them and condone beating up people who don’t think or behave like him. Gold medal in mental gymnastics, if it weren’t for the Russian judge.

Bill Nye uses ice cream to point out why “gay conversion therapy” is stupid. Conservatives go apeshit.

Nye has reportedly been receiving death threats for daring to suggest conversion therapy is hokum. But remember, kids - only liberals want to suppress free speech!

Speaking of gay people, Congressman Randy Weber (R- Texas) got a bit weepyat a Capitol event, begging God for forgiveness for gay marriage, abortion and secular schools.

Randy, I’m pretty sure the metal detectors in schools have less to do with the Ten Commandments and more to do with Congresspeople like you fellating the NRA.

Ah… zo Miz Fox is vun of zose who vuld prever to pal around mit IZIZ, zen…?

(jots down a note for The Official Files[tm])

Sickening the Twittersphere, huh ? I did feel a bit queasy yesterday, but I thought it was the prawns.

What does a Russian judge cost these days?

Tree fiddy.

Presenting: Trump and Spicer. Fuckstick and Chucklefuck.

I’d say these bozos were divorced from reality, but it’s sounding more and more like an annulment.

::applause::

Colour me curious how this part of the slightly-more-elaborated version of the plan will play:

So 10% of any foreign holdings (or at least “cash”, however that is defined) will be grabbed. I vaguely predict a lot of overseas cash being hastily invested in foreign companies just to protect it from IRS decimation. If a U.S. company decides to buy a lot of foreign-government bonds, does that count as “cash” ? Sure, the company is not as liquid as it used to be, but maybe Russia can promise them a decent interest rate on 10-year securities.

Larry Klayman wants to sue Barack Obama because it’s Obama’s fault that some woman “with an Arab accent” yelled at him at an airport over the Trump flight ban.


He tried to serve a warrant to Obama at his home in Washington but the Secret Service turned him away. Therefore, it’s proof that Obama is a Sharia Law supporter, hates the Holy Bible, and is working with self-hating Jewish Nazi collaborator George Soros. Obama is also a socialist atheist pro-Muslim.

Never mind that George Soros was 14 when World War II was over, let alone any other facts.

I’m sorry Americans. The mentally ill have taken over your country. It was nice while it lasted.

This is true enough to make me sad.

How far we’ve fallen.

Congressman Mo Brooks: “people who lead “good lives” … should not have to pay as much (for healthcare) a others.”

The republicans are apparently moving forward with a bill to deregulate the financial sector.

Why?

Who asked for this?

Whose blinkered stupid fucking idea was it to do something like this?

For most decisions in this administration, my response is, “Oh great, my birth country is becoming a worse place to live in and more of an international laughing stock, again, thank god I live in Germany.” But this shit? This shit right here could seriously and tangibly hurt me, and everyone else in Germany, because when the US economy goes belly-up due to the banking sector shitting itself inside-out, that tends to have serious negative ramifications for the rest of us. And it doesn’t take a genius to notice that quite a bit of the regulation on the chopping block is exactly the things put in place to help prevent the banking sector from shitting itself inside out.

Fucking Christ.

So President Trump had some thoughts on Andrew Jackson:

Jesus wept. The man is one tweet away from “how is babby made?” and he’s running the country.

The financial sector.

The guys the financial sector gave a lot of money to.
And yeah, apparently the last giant economic meltdown wasn’t good 'nuff.

Philistine ! Don’t you know that ALL regulations are the brainchildren of evil soshulists who want nothing more than to strangle job creators and doom the country ?! The Hallowed Free Market regulates itself to fine-tuned perfection, boy. Don’t you forget it.