Stupid Republican idea of the day

Republican candidate ‘body-slams’ Guardian reporter in Montana

An audience member? Sounds like a plant.

Although, they might be THIS candidate’s enemy, because they reported on this:
GOP candidate Greg Gianforte has financial ties to US-sanctioned Russian companies

By that reasoning, you don’t get to call any poster’s statement stupid (or imply that it is stupid) unless you’ve lived a life like each one of them, amirite?

You seem to oscillate between OK and ridiculously stupid. This is one of your stupid days. Well, moronic even.

The nattering elites who think they know what the poor need are the President and the HUD Secretary.

Paul Ryan: Montana candidate should apologize

This particular mistake was a crime. What he should do is plead guilty.

Not sure what will happen though. The Sheriff in charge of the investigation is a campaign contributor. If I body-slammed the candidate, I would looking at 5 to 10 in the pokey.

Yes, but he attacked a reporter. Those critters are not even worth squat.

Not just any reporter, but a liberal journalist.

Does that mean I can body slam Sean Hannity and just issue an apology? 'Cause I’ll book my flight now…

You can’t, because Sean Hannity isn’t a journalist.

Watch Mick “The Prick” Mulvaneysquirm in front of Bernie “I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass Boy” Sanders.

You might have trouble picking him up since he is so …
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Fuck! Old Bern has to watch himself. I thought his head was gonna pop off. :smiley:

“Is the Walton family an ordinary American family?”

I saw the documentary, they’re totally earth salt, especially John-Boy.

A Minnesota state legislator, when asked why she opposed a bill to close tax loopholes for offshore tax haven accounts, responded by telling everybody why she loves Jesus.
https://thinkprogress.org/abigail-whelan-tax-havens-jesus-20ad48397f05

The Republican National Committee is backing a petition that would allow political campaigns and businesses to leave automated messages on your voice mail, without your phone having to ring.

:dubious: Fuckers.

“God is my shield against having a normal conversation!”

Ah, irregular verbs again. “I am in touch with real Americans, you are pandering to voters, he is a member of the nattering elite who think they know what the poor need.”

Not only did Jesus insist that people “render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s”, but St Paul was pretty specific on the subject of taxes as well:

So pay your taxes or be smoten!

I noticed that the article mentions that the ark was designed by the man who designed, among other things, the JAWS and King Kong attractions at Universal Studios in Hollywood, and that he is vice president of attractions design. The article makes no mention of his views on the age of the planet or the historicity of the Genesis account(s) of Creation. I suppose we’re intended to take it as read that he subscribes to the beliefs of his employer.

That’s a bit unsatisfying, journalistically speaking. IMHO.

During the flood, King Kong fell off the top of the mast into the water during a storm, so Jaws ate King Kong, but once the flood waters receded, Jaws was a fish out of water and died. That’s why neither King Kong nor Jaws are mentioned in the bible.

Why can’t she represent MY district? My state legistlator is a decent human being, which makes it hard to think about running against him.

Can I then sue them if they fill my voicemail and I miss a business call? Shitwits.