Stupid Republican idea of the day

So were Richard Spencer and David Duke in on this? Have they just been playing characters for the last several decades?

The Governor of Kentucky is a fucking moron.
The link is to Right Wing Watch, but it has a link to the radio show where he made these ignorant comments.
Kentucky Gov. Links Charlottesville Violence To Removal Of Bible Study From Schools

Maybe somebody ought to start a rumor that they are FBI informants. They would probably be hunted down by their own group of idiots.

I fucking hate that man. Between this, his support for Ken Ham and the Creation Museum, and his call for wandering prayer groups to solve the crime problem, he’s stupid and dangerous in a Mike Pence kinda way.

You think you’re being funny, but in fact, a lot of the Nazis are now claiming that the guy who organized this “Unite the Right” demonstration is, in fact, a mole working for the Leftists, and of course, Soros himself.

You can’t make up shit stupid enough that there isn’t a real Conspiracy Theorist out there who honestly believes it.

Use their conspiracy mentality against them.

Make them think that there are moles everywhere.

The only reason I can see any right thinking person to join a white supremacist movement is to act as a mole, whether for leo or journalism reasons. They know that too.

If they can never gather in groups larger than a few without them being suspicious that one of the group is a mole, then they can no longer effectively organize.

They’re paranoid, and those who are out to get them can use that against them.

The old joke about how to tell if a Communist Party USA member was an FBI agent: his Party dues are paid up in full.

I went to school in C-ville and we had Bible study. Okay, it was a Catholic school so it wasn’t directly from the Bible, just an interpretation of it, but I still ended up on the side of the angels in this dispute, so he may be right. Just not in the way he meant. :smiley:

Have you created a new Rule of the Internet?

Someone has already formulated it.

Yeah, I’ve been using this one for years. At least since 9/11 Truther Morgan Reynolds endorsed The Onion’s “Single Plane Theory”.

I just wanted to say that I really like this sentence.

Someone is trying to give Maine Gov. Paul LePage a run for Most Stupid Governor.

If I may suggest a slightly more efficient rewording:

They’re paranoid and their enemies can use this.

well, THIS is depressing:

Better English but much less fun.

Jim Bakker: The eclipse is God’s punishment for the Obama years.

How the hell is that a punishment?

Is God too lazy to send a tsunami or even a real good lightning storm?

God: You elected Obama, so I will send you impressive and beautiful demonstrations of once-in-a-lifetime cosmic events that will make you go ooh!

The People: The 22nd Amendment is garbage!

For that matter, how does that even make sense? It was known decades if not centuries ago that this eclipse would happen - anyone with knowledge of the movements of the planets and a sufficient understanding of mathematics could have predicted it.

Sounds like satire to me.

That sounds like you need science, which isn’t exactly a strong suit of the modern Republican party.