Stupid Republican idea of the day

So, like the, “Thanks, Obama!” meme?

She. it’s a filly named Sassy.

Up to 105 tweets now, and hella funny. Samples:

IF @GDouglasJones WINS DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO LIVE WITH HIM I WOULD PREFER THAT

and after the election: I AM WAITING EAGERLY FOR YOU TO COME GET ME @GDouglasJones

and in response to: Tyler Burns‏ @tylerbarton22

@RoyMooresHorse for US Senate

this: NO THANK YOU I AM TERRIFIED OF CROWDS AND THE FLOORS ARE SO SLIPPERY

He’s not entirely wrong. Mo Brooks probably would have won (although maybe his recent health issues would have forced him to drop out) and it’s McConnell who decided to try to knock Brooks out in the first round.

I just hope Bannon doesn’t take this defeat too hard and let it affect his health.

Yup. I think it could catch on.

I like the way Sassy felt guilty about letting children pet her because it made her feel like an accomplice.

This Bill Maher show is more than 5 years old but still funny to watch. Maher finds it odd that GOP cognition is best demonstrated by their 14 year-old spokesmen. By now they’re 19, I guess, and ready to serve as top party leaders.

Stolen from one of my Facebook friends:

Or, to summarize, “neigh”.

Saaay, nice handbasket. Where’re we headed?

C’mon, Thelma. You know better than that.

Dogs shitting on the floor = Mitch McConnell’s fault. Cats puking on the desk = Paul Ryan’s fault.

Dogs shitting on the desk = Donald Trump’s fault.

I have much to learn, Sensei. <bows>

Peter King called him a “disheveled drunk.” I probably wouldn’t ever vote for King but I’ve always appreciated his ability to call it like he sees it.

But what about when my pet gibbon shits in the soup?

On the other hand, he’s the moron that considered Obama’s tan suit to be a near disaster.

NM

Supposed to be it’s own thread. Please disregard.

Llama Llogophile, please blame Mitch like you are supposed to.

Really, that’s all that needs to be said about him. And that’s being complimentary.

That’s the Special of the Day!