Stupid Republican idea of the day

Thinking is hard. Why do it when someone else has not only already done the thinking, but has also written it down for you!

-Joe

Rick Perry’s son had to quit his job to campaign for his dad AND IT’S ALL OBAMA’S FAULT!!!11!!!
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Damn that SEC for having rules! Now, Anita Perry can relate to all those people who lost thier jobs due to the economic downturn and rampent corporate greed!

That’s not even the best part:

“My poor baby had to quit his job to help daddy become President, so I know what it’s like to be unable to put food on the table.”

I wonder what the kid does that he is so invaluable to the campaign.

Debate retort writer.

How much time does it take to write “I know you are but what am I?”?

On the other hand, this is Scott Brown we’re talking about. Once you get beyond handsome in a politiciany sorta way and that he drives a pickup truck, his actual positive qualities are rather hard to pin down exactly. His best strategy is to hope to be confused with that “generic Republican” guy who always polls better than real Republicans. He’s basically going for being an empty suit that people can fill with their idea of what they want a Republican to be. But it’s hard to put that into a values statement.

Santorum calls SNL sketch “bullying”

If he’s such a wimp that he can feel “bullied” by a bunch of actors, how’s he going to stand up for himself when China takes his lunch money or al-Qaeda gives him a wedgie? :rolleyes:

One can only speculate what he’d call school children taunted to suicide because they’re homosexual.

I can’t believe he played the “Liberals are intolerant of intolerance!” card.

On SNL, no less. They’ve only been making fun of politicians for, oh, 36 years now.

He hasn’t seen it, but libs are bullies, but he welcomes the criticism.

Sure, Ricky. Whatever.

Ricky is among those who are desperately trying to drag the social milieu back to the time when those traditional values were unquestioned. The fact that anyone is ALLOWED to make fun of him for being a neanderthal throwback still shocks him.

What about when Putin wants to take him out to the playground and kick his ass? That would not be pretty.

Mitt Romney is channelling the mean old banker Mr. Potter from *It’s A Wonderful Life! *

So just turn homeowners into renters, that will be good for the economy. Just the way he use to do things at Bain Capital; buy up companies, outsource all the American jobs overseas, and profit. A little bit of the real Mitt peeks out once in a while.

How do you say “3 o’clock by the bike rack.” in Russian?

In an angry British accent.

V tri chasa okolo stoyanki velosipedov.

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I think this is overstated, honestly, but it’s worth a laugh.

From the article:

Because, let’s face it, there’s no way America would have amounted to anything if we hadn’t kept those damn faggots in the closet. :rolleyes: