Stupid Republican idea of the day

And we’ve all heard the nutritional makeup of a snickers really satisfies, that’s gotta mean it’s good for you.

It’s got what plants crave!

Am I the only one who thinks they’ll cut the food stamps, and then not bother making the delivery program even work?

Not at all.

Making such a huge change to the system would involve thousands of people to make it work. If it could work at all. trump is so, so stupid. Just where is this food going to come from? Just where are you going to deliver it to? What about people that only have PO Boxes, just how clogged up will that make the local post office? The additional bureaucracy of such a system would double the cost of food stamps. And so it won’t happen. “Because, we tried to feed people, but it was too costly”. Another excuse that he tried to help, but fucked over those less fortunate.

Not that that isn’t the republicans plan.

Another one of trumps grand ideas that can be shot down in 2 minutes.

Got to be a penalty for being poor, otherwise, people wouldn’t sacrifice time and dignity to avoid it. And then the whole system breaks down.

You gotta suffer to sing the blues. And even if you don’t particularly want to sing the blues, you still got to suffer. But now, you can sing the blues. So it all evens out in the end.

How much sugar is going to be in these care packages and which of Trump’s friends owns the nonexistent company that’s going to get the juicy contract to distribute them?

Everybody who has tried to do something like this has failed miserably. Therefore, the contract should go to someone who has no experience whatsoever.

Fuck that. Imma sing industrial grindcore. I suffer, you suffer.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve suffered for my art. Now it’s your turn.” - Neil Innes w Monty Python.

Sean Hannity calls the Obama portrait sexually perverted because it contains images of sperm cells. Then he deleted the claim.
Oh, and he got the idea from 4chan.

Of course, once the effort fails and is shut down, all the people on food stamps will be getting half as much as they had been but with no other offset.

“Nobody knew feeding millions of people could be so complicated!”

None of that matters.
This will play well with the base because someone’s uncle’s cousin’s neighbor once saw someone buy lobster with a SNAP card.

I thought sperm cells were a normal part of sex.

Pervert! Pervert! Get him!

It’s a damned vein in his forehead. Check that portrait closeup on the Daily Beast link to this picture here.

But you already knew Hannity was a moron.

I know a one person company that provided [del]millions [/del] a few meals to Puerto Rico after the hurricane that could handle this distribution.

Somebody get the butterfly net:

Sounds like a window into Hannity’s obsessions.

If anyone was wanting one.

See my post two above yours for a one picture explanation of the entire issue.