Stupid Republican idea of the day

Well they don’t want to look like a bunch of narcs.
“We’re cool. Really.”

The Louisiana state Senate just passed a bill to outlaw bestiality, by a vote of 25-10.

Yes, 10 of them voted against it. All of the same party. And you know which one.

So… 10 Republicans just voted for bestiality and against sex between two consenting adults?

Does the person actually have to own the animal in question? Because sex with “property” is part of their heritage.

Truly diverse. They have both Caucasians AND white people.

That’s disturbing. It looks like they all showed up looking liking real board members, and some one suggested ‘tie’ <> ‘weed’ (I suspect Finn, Genesan, or Simonian). If even one person had mentioned ‘cannabis sativa’, the whole embarrassing moment could have been avoided.

Ouch.

Ties are evil and need to be outlawed. They are a big part of the problem in our culture. All these guys working with reduced bloodflow to the brain are fucking things up. Do scientists wear ties? Not so much. Get rid of the damn things.

Well, there’s this guy.

That’s no scientist! That’s Speed Walker!

I’ve always found his theory on the Kennedy assassination to be particularly compelling.

And I didn’t know Uncle Fran was a police officer.

Presumed Republican, but:

Anti-gay pastor Kenneth Adkins, who called the victims of the Orlando nightclub massacre “sinners”, has just been found…

(Wow, so many plausible ways to finish that sentence. Is it “…in a seedy motel room surrounded by hookers and blow”? Is it “…to have been having an affair with three of his parishioners”? Is it “…with a rent-boy in Cancun”?)

Ha ha! No, folks, he’s been found…

guilty of child molestation. Which isn’t funny at all, except in the rueful recognition of the inevitability of this sort of thing coming to light every time some staunchly Christian clergyman or politician steps up to criticize LGBT people.

Please don’t ask me to watch a video. Can you jump to the punch line?

The Aristocrats!

Bill Nye believes that a tiger killed John Kennedy.

It’s from a sketch comedy show he was on early in his career. The particular sketch was a spoof game show about Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists. It’s pretty funny.

Oh Lordy, there’s another one…

So he’s still a vile child molester but at least he didn’t work for FoxNews. :rolleyes:

Prompted by you posting a link to Speed Walker, in which he plays a superhero who fights crime while racewalking. Joel McHale also got his start on that show.

I remember them all well. Hell, I remember Almost Live! when Ross Shafer used to host.

The Republican National Committee has created a new website called LyinComey dot com.

Shit. I thought this was a joke. Are there no adults left on that side of the fence?