Stupid Republican idea of the day

A continuation of Republican attempts to identify every possible factor, regardless of how tangential or inconsequential, relating to or contributing to gun violence… except for the gun part.

Edible underwear doesn’t count?

Naw, it’s too much work to hollow out the melons, and they chafe after awhile, trust me.

What grocery stores is she going to?

'Ho foods.

That’s pretty good.

If this lady is concerned about access to pornography on store shelves, who has the heart to tell her about the internet?

That made me laugh (and is cleaner than my version, too).

Ho’s gotta eat, too!

Oh yeah, she’s an idiot! She represents the district just to the east of Nashville (where I live). She wants to be governor. i hate sitting through her campaign commercials. Aw, the stoopid! It burns…

Ah c’mon. Even the one where she will personally ban all abortions? They’re best if you imagine three little robot head silhouetted against the screen.

[Florida’s] Lake County Republican Committeeman Ralph Smith doesn’t understand the backlash against Roseanne.

To quote a line from “MAS*H”: Everyone who believes that, stand on your heads.

Yeah, I had the impression that after the national and international shitstorm about the W. Virginia Republican who Facebook-described Michelle Obama as an “ape in heels” and the Republican mayor who Facebook-agreed with her, conservatives had at least figured out that it’s inadvisable to call black women apes.

Apparently that was too long ago for them to remember, or something.

Fox News has a great idea involving school shootings. Have cannon around to blast holes in the walls if there’s an active shooter.
(Warning, link is to Fox News)

I can get behind that if Rupert Murdoch pays to fix the damage.

Of course the Fox News solution to guns is bigger guns. Insert Tim Allen “more power” grunting

I believe him, but I also believe that the most important value, in Smith’s view, is prolly that white people are better than everyone else. But no, I don’t think it’s important to Smith what color people are as long as they think that white people are #1.

Holy fuck that’s stupid.

Huffpo outs @AmyMek, the Islamophobic, Liberal hating twitter troll followed by Trump, Hannity and a lot of right wing assholes.

Republicans go apeshit over how evil Liberals are for “doxing” her. :smack:

Eff you, Chimera.