Stupid Republican idea of the day

What was that joke about the “Leopards Eating my Face Party”?

Yes, they have party caucuses & Conventions, and usually one candidate will be the one ‘endorsed’ by the party.

But anyone can go out and file in the Primary, and if they are chosen by the voters, they become the only candidate from that party on the general election ballot. At that point, the party can either choose to support them, or do nothing and risk the other party winning the election. Generally, they choose to endorse the candidate.

Nah, too easy…

I don’t know. That’s why I’m asking.

If you’ve got $50 and 100 signatures (I don’t actually know the NC ballot access rules and can’t be bothered to look them up), then your name is on the ballot.

And if the Democrats knew about his website, they were wise to keep it quiet until after the election (and maybe put up a couple of yard signs for him) (c.f. Todd Akins).

Ha ha, that presumes that it’s a slam dunk that he’d lose once his views surfaced! We shall see…

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Multiple fatalities at a shooting at the newspaper in Annapolis. I wonder if somebody has been listening to Milo.

Holy shit! They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel. What a complete fucktard!

The Nevada brothel owner who won the primary for a state Assembly seat is accused of sexual assault.

Note: Primary WINNER. Somebody agrees with him. A lot of somebodies.

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin says school shootings are due to teenagers using smartphones:

I did some half-hearted research on Ballotpedia and it looks like there was an unusually low turnout for the Republican primary in that district (1271). The incumbent, Garland Pierce, ran unopposed for the Democratic nomination. Other districts look to have much higher turnouts in their primaries. I suspect Pierce’s seat is fairly safe.

Not to worry. Hannity identified the person responsible - Maxine Waters. :rolleyes:

Substitute gun for smart-phones and whaddya get?

More thoughts and prayers, and pile 'o dead.

But Governor Bevin will argue that’s okay

cuz the 2nd Amendment is worth the price we pay…

St. Peter don’t ya call me, 'cause I can’t go
I sold my soul as a corporate ho!

Didn’t the right get all snowflakey at how poor Barron Trump would be traumatized by the photo of Kathy Griffin holding up the bloody Trump mask? And yet here they are using it in their own ad.

See? Even that gang of Ricky Retardos know Trump is full of shit! Don’t have to be smart to know that, bleeding obvious.

and she’s getting death threats

She wasn’t before? I think I’ve heard her name spoken by people who hate the horse she rode in more than from anyone else. She’s a politician, so she has her share of look-at-me, but all of hers and half of somebody else.

Two Ohio state legislators have introduced a bill requiring teachers to immediately report to parents if their children show signs of being transgender.