Stupid Republican idea of the day

Hunter and Ryan’s choice for the chairmanship play London Bridge for the chairmans’s seat.

Ninjas. It’s always ninjas.

I think they might also vote him off the committees.

It gives me a horrifying image of the Presidential speech if the Shitgibbon had been in office when Columbia was lost: “I’ve just been told that the space shuttle broke into pieces and fell down across three of the states I carried in my great victory…”.

“If both survive the lirpa…”.

A quick bit of math shows Hunter overdrew his bank account every 2.3 days, on average.

The Sergeant at Arms (and his jackbooted minions) can be summoned if he tries to attend a committee meeting or vote, just as with any other spectator.

You’re in a good mood today?

Maybe not East Texas, kinda populated. West Texas is pretty vacant except for all the emptiness. Pacific is out, because whales…

East Texas is where much of the debris from the Columbia disaster fetched up.

We have a winner!!!

I’m not saying it was aliens…

No, it’s a religious one.

Tomi Lahren says Fox News never criticized Michelle Obama.

I gotta say, you are on fire lately.

I read about this a few days ago. The newspaper endorsing the alien abductee was the smart part of that story. Did the other candidates even return the Herald’s calls?

Someone should challenge her to give $1000 to charity for each time where there’s tape of their doing so.

Fox & Friends is outraged - OUTRAGED, I tell you! - that the state of California wants kids to drink milk.

We’ve seen this GOP backlash against nutrition ever since Michelle Obama started promoting healthy school lunches, of course. This is just another chapter in the “I WANT ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST TO OWN THE LIBS!” debacle that the modern GOP has become.

Should she do so, I’m sure she’ll find living under an overpass to be an enriching and enlightening experience.

California Rep. Duncan Hunter, faced with prosecution for misuse of campaign funds, throws his own wife under the bus:
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That’s just cold-blooded.

Loyalty in the new Trump GOP