Stupid Republican idea of the day

Grifters gotta grift:

Of course, the All-Purpose Excuse[tm] was immediately trotted out:

Maybe I just have a mean nasty cynical mind, but I translate this to mean: Some Obama Administration staffer in charge of maintaining the UN Ambassador’s apartment wrote a memo saying “Hey, can we get some new curtains in here?” and Haley came in and decided that she deserved the very best fancy motorized curtains the taxpayers’ money can buy.

This statement from Patrick Kennedy regarding those curtains:
"Patrick Kennedy, the top management official at the State Department during the Obama administration, defended the spending, saying the curtains will be used by future officials and cited security and entertainment purposes.

“All she’s got is a part-time maid, and the ability to open and close the curtains quickly is important,” Kennedy told the newspaper.
…is just crazy. I just can’t even.

I am starting to wish somebody would stop the world and let me get off. I can not keep up with all the crazy.

I don’t have even a part-time maid. Strangely, I can operate the window coverings. It’s a miracle of leverage!

Bravo. The most succinct and completely accurate answer.

I routinely think this several times a day now… :smack:

I think the Ambassador to the United Nations should have a maid; she’s a busy woman.

I also think she should be able to work a curtain.

New estimate: GOP’s second tax cuts would add $3.8 trillion to deficit

My emphasis.

Sounds fair.

Wait, I thought tax cuts brought in MORE revenue? How could it add to the deficit? :wink:

*How *long have we been waiting for the Job Creators to get sufficiently motivated?

It’s gonna trickle down any minute ! The problem is all those Presidents who try and shore up gaping deficits by bringing the taxes back up, restarting the whole process from scratch !

Well, they’ve been motivated to buy back lots of stocks. That’s what you had in mind, isn’t it?

Also, my understanding is that many of these corporadoes have employment agreements that boost bonuses if the price of the company’s stock rises. So, this grabs handfuls of cash and stuffs it in their respective pockets.

And the voice of the turtle is heard in the land. “Oink!” says the turtle…

Brett Kavanaugh just released a letter from 65 women he went to high school saying he never assaulted them. Like somebody on Twitter said, where is the letter from 65 people saying Charles Manson never murdered them?

How large a high school was it? For instance, if there were 650 women in his high school, does that mean he didn’t sexually assault 10% of the females there?

It’s nice that he had that letter all signed and ready to go, isn’t it?

I don’t think I could even REMEMBER that many women I went to high school with, let alone which ones I had not assaulted, so I could hit them up for testimonials 30 years later.

Maybe they were the only ones not crossed off on his “Women I need to assault” list that he hangs on his fridge?

Man, I HATE list-makers. That’s another reason to dislike Kavanaugh.

He probably loads his dishwasher all wrong, too, so I’d have to rearrange everything before I ran it.

Hmmmm…How do you document your reasons to dislike Kavanaugh?

I thought he went to an all boys school.

That is seriously f’ed up. And they want a guy that would make such a list to make decisions on the law of the land?

On second thought, of course they do.