Works for me.
I get a Google news login page. I don’t have a Google account.
Me too.
How about Mitt (I’m just a regular Joe) Romney casually offering Rick Perry a $10,000 bet. Mitt, the object is to convince Republican Primary voters and caucus goers you’re just like them.
If I were in charge of his opposition, I’d make sure plenty of stations ran Trading Places over and over and over again.
Well, if Rick lost, he could just have his Daddy-In-Law rent office space for $10,000, have his wife go back to work for lobbyists who lobby him, or have a buddy of his tell him to buy land that, by some strange coincidence, becomes valuable shortly afterward.
I bet you a million dollars he was speaking rhetorically.
Let me pop down to my rhetorical bank and make a quick rhetorical withdrawal of my rhetorical money, and you’re on. I’ll even treat for rhetorical dinner.
Try this one:
(I usually make an effort to avoid unnecessary indirection in URL’s I post, but I get an impression that Associated Press, probably in deference to its clients, doesn’t have its own content pages.)
Probably. Mormons aren’t supposed to gamble. 
Normally, I’d agree that it was rhetorically, but one usually doesn’t hold out one’s hand to shake on it in such cases.
While out trolling for anti-gay votes, Mitt Romney crashed a dinner of a 60-year old Vietnam veteran and his husband. Romney proceeded to argue with them about their marriage, saying it should be annulled. Video of the incident on the link.
Edit: At least he was polite to them.
Thanks!
Fuck polite. And fuck Romney.
It’s one thing to declare other people’s rights insignificant in a policy speech. It’s another to kick them in the teeth in person. More honest? Perhaps. But it’s a special kind of incivility to smile at the person you’re trying to dehumanize.
Man, I gotta wonder if that man was wondering, “What’s the law about aggravated assault?”
I know the laws about aggravated haircombing. You and me both, right buddy?
bald people should not be allowed to vote.
You do have a point.
Who needs streetlights when we could have a massive array of mirrors on the moon reflecting sunlight in order to create a state of perpetual twilight all across America?
Nocturnal animals? What’re those?
I saw a documentary about that - I think it was called Die Another Day.
Bombastic conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage (real last name Weiner) has offered Newt Gingrich one million dollars to drop out of the presidential race. But, the offer is only good for 72 hours.
I would suppose that Newt has a pretty fat bank account. I don’t think one million would be enough to buy him out. As much as ‘the savage weiner’ hates Gingrich, this is probably more about getting Savage’s name in the news than an actual offer.
What a circus.