Yeah, but I am ok with him feeling vulnerable and afraid, you know, like the destitute families he rounded up.
Do you really think he’ll have the brains to make the connection? I’d more expect him to be muttering about how he “didn’t do anything to deserve this”.
That is the saddest, truest thing I’m going to see today.
Alternatively, as one surmises he was beat up by Latino or at least progressive-leaning inmates, “fucking spic bastards and/or liberal traitors ! I’ll get you yet ! Just all o’ y’all wait until I get out and get my posse, I seen yer face, asshole !” etc, etc.
Violence begets violence and an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Yet forgiveness begets getting taken advantage of by ungrateful, selfish pricks. It is a conundrum.
And '…those damn librals!"
Lara Trump: Merkel admitting migrants ‘one of the worst things that ever happened to Germany’
Does nobody in that crowd have any actual knowledge of anything?
No, but that doesn’t slow them down.
Wait…Germany fell? Why was this not reported anywhere?
“Anybody here remember World War Two? It was in all the papers.”
“The Haters and Losers in the Fake News Media refuse to report on my great Success in stopping our Country from falling (like Germany did!) so they can deny “Trump” a Great win. Apologize!”
Huh? Wha’? How fucking senile does this guy need to get? Or is that the Adderall talking?
I vaguely remember seeing a video on the internet about Germany and its “Downfall”, but I don’t think Merkel was in it…
FTR, that isn’t a real Trump quote. It’s just me imitating his speaking/Tweeting style, which I seem to be uncannily good at. SAD! 
Tweeting like Trump isn’t difficult. Just write a tweet and take away reason and accountability.
Throw in a couple of misspellings, and you’re there. Anyone can be president!
Sorry, if you’re not going to post a link to the tweet, I have no choice but to view it as a brilliantly constructed parody.
Heh. Called it.
You should open a parody Trump Twitter account, Smapti. You’ll get some followers: your stuff is that good.
When it comes to pure comedy, it isn’t as good as the original.
I fully expect a re-tweet to correcting it to being “the worst thing since the fall of Hitler.”
With the question of whether this means that worse stuff happened before the fall of Hitler, or Hitler’s fall itself being bad, left up to the audience.