So there’s a thing on the Internet where people are listing five jobs they’ve had. James Comey decided to get into it, so he listed five jobs he’s done:
Grocery store clerk
2. Vocal soloist for church weddings
3. Chemist
4. Strike-replacement high school teacher
5. FBI Director, interrupted
And the crazies decided to point out that the first initial of each line spells out GVCSF, which, obviously stands for Grass Valley Charter School Foundation, the foundation which runs a school in the small Northern California town of Grass Valley. And so that obviously means that Comey was making a coded terrorist threat against the school, and they started calling the Grass Valley police department and the school to warn them of an attack. The school had to cancel a fundraiser out of fear of right wing crazies showing up with guns to “protect” the school.
AOC commented on being freaked out by the garbage disposal in her new DC area apartment, and the right wing outrage business is trying to claim that she’s lying that she’s never had experience with a garbage disposal before, especially since she used to work as a bartender.
Turns out, though, that garbage disposals were banned in New York City till 1997, and are still not very much of a thing, and are still banned in commercial establishments, such as bars.
AOC could claim the grass is green and the immediate reaction on right-wing Twitter would be “OMG, what an idiot she is! Where’s your messiah noooow, libtards?”
Do none of these people ask themselves simple, basic questions about their assumptions?
Like 1) Why would Comey want to terrorist attack a school?
2) If he did want to terrorist attack a school, why would he pick a remote place like Grass Valley, Ca?
3) If he did want to terrorist attack a remote, out-of-the-way little place like Grass Valley, why would he send a coded message about doing it???
“Could be any one of them, but which one?”
“Not one, Commissioner. This ‘grocery store clerk’ is clearly the prelude to an entire sininster shopping list.” gasp!
“It begins with the soloist, who sings solos, which as you can plainly see is but one letter removed from–”
“Soros! Holy Hungarian horror!”
“Yes, old chum, and that is only the beginning. Next we have a chemist, who selects and mixes the contents of bottles much like a bartender.”
“AOC!” (shudder)
“No doubt.”
“But who is the strike-replacement teacher?”
“Obviously, the strike-replacement teacher picks up where the regular teacher left off with the textbooks–”
“Books? Cory Booker!”
“Precisely. Now, we come to the most sinister foe of all, the ‘interrupted’ director left biding his time.” Several gasps. "Joe Biden!
“I’m afraid so. We’ve been given the plainest warning. They’re working together to take over…”
“Take over the Congress?”
“Any two of them would try that.”
“The Congress and the states?”
“If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be… the White House itself!”
[Jim Nabors Voice]Surprise! Surprise! Surprise![/JNV]
The GoFundMe for the mythical Mexican border wall is just the latest scam from the host/starter/whatever of the GFM page.
Story says that, in order to avoid protesters and the ACLU, they are looking for a secure location to begin building. I will guess they will start putting up the first section just outside Peru Nebraska.
More on the Comey conspiracy to attack the school. Included in his tweet was the hashtag FiveJobsIHad. The crazies are saying that the J, the I and the “Had” spell out JIHad, and it indicates he’s planning five attacks.