Is there some sort of biological imperative to send dick pics to a person you are not dating or involved with? Am I missing out?
I"m going to go out on a limb here, and guess that there are very, VERY few women out there that are desiring to see a dick pic, even from a guy they are interested in. And of the sub-group that are, probably even fewer that would reciprocate out of “duty to the party”.
I know this.
I think all my friends and acquaintances know this.
Most guys know this.
Why on earth do politicians seem unaware of this basic fact of life?
Apparently it will make them:
- Instantly fall for you
or - Send you boobie pictures
I’m sure if you ask nicely, some kind soul will send you some.
Dick pics seem to be the new “cat calling”. It must work on SOME people, right?
Perhaps, but I can look at a real dick anytime I want 
According to the Beastie Boys, there’s a right to party, but I don’t recall there being a duty to party in that song.
And, from the other side of the country:
The best part?
Moral: If your wife is in on your grifting, don’t use the proceeds to cheat on her.
Now now, maybe his wife just wasn’t his type.
I suspect that it was not Duncan Hunter’s cheating on his wife Margaret that made her participate with the prosecution as much as his throwing her under the bus (claiming that she was the one responsible for spending campaign cash on their personal expenses).
I mean, cheatin’s a miserable betrayal of confidence and matrimonial expectations, but it can’t compete with making you liable to prison time and federal prosecution.
Just close your eyes and think of [DEL]Oceania[/DEL] the GOP.
Nice guy…
Do we have a pit thread for Mitch McConnell? I’m unable to search right now. Anyway, just wanted to say that he should be struck by lightning whenever he says the word “cooperation.”
A friend of mine says he once trained his very young niece to point a toy gun at her father, his brother, and say “Die, you gravy-sucking capitalist pig.”
There’s this for your posting pleasure.
That’s good but doesn’t it need to be a pit thread for me to say what I REALLY want to say about him? I don’t want to get into some discussion where somebody posts “it’s completely legal for Mitch/Trump/Republican to do XYZ even if it hurts everyone.” I am just sick of hearing it. I want to call Mitch the names he deserves and call anyone who defends him names, too! I have had it. This is disgusting. The hypocrisy would be hilarious if Americans weren’t so blind to it and attempted migrants weren’t being needlessly killed by Frump’s policies.
2/16/19
Brian Kilmeade: Robert Mueller should bone up on the Mueller Report before he testifies because he probably doesn’t know what’s in it.
Stupidest Comment Of The Day: Brian Kilmeade Edition | Crooks and Liars?
“Duty to the party” is SO 1984…
This is off-topic, but MPSIMS could maybe benefit from a thread dedicated to hilarious anecdotes involving training toddlers to act out age-inappropriate cultural memes.
There may not be a pit thread, but there will be a billboard: